I am a Lifelong Republican, but I voted for Obama. I would like to Work in the United States Department of Agriculture. I have Specific Ideas on the Nation's Dairy Policies. I would like to encourage the Production of Butter in lieu of Milk, Cheese, and Ice Cream, none of which are so Smooth ( Read more... )

I have Decided to take my Blog in a New Direction. I am going to Import a Feed of y2katie so My Readers can Read her Entries Too. Why? The Answer is Simple. I have Long Wanted to Feed on y2katie but I am not Permitted to Eat Her Twat. The Second Best thing to Do is to Be a Feed of Her.

Here is Her Latest Entry:
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But this Year I am going to Allow Myself to make an Exception.

I wager You can Predict which Democratic Candidate is going to Take my Vote.

It has come to My Attention that I would Like to Have A Career. I am Often Bored, because the Only Things I Enjoy doing are Eating Butter and Eating Twat. Those are Not Things I can do Constantly. That is a Fact. I have begun to Search for a Job. I have Applied several times to one Workplace that seems Particularly Suited to My Talents. They Make ( Read more... )

President Bush just Mentioned Wanting there to be More OBGYNs.

I knew There was a Reason for My Being a Republican. I love Twat, too.

A Week ago, I Met my Friend Duncan for Conversation. He said to Me, "Trevor Tyler, Are you Wearing Lipstick ( Read more... )

Last Night, I went on a Date with a Girl from Africa. She wanted to Teach Me about her Culture, so she took me for Ethiopian Food. I did not have the Heart to Tell her the Only Food I want to Eat is Not Available at a Restaurant. She was a Very Nice girl ( Read more... )

Today while I was Grocery Shopping, I overheard a True Fact. The True Fact was that you should not use Butter as a Lubricant during Sexual Activities. That is a True Fact because you should use Saliva.

I went to a Psychiatrist, who analyzed my Thoughts and my Feelings. He said that I have Two Behavioral Problems. One Behavioral Problem is a Foible, but Two Problems is a Disorder ( Read more... )

I have Discovered a New way to Find Twat for Dinner. Today, I hovered around the Office of a Gynecologist. Ladies who Visit Gynecologists are Very Open with their Morals and they like to Open their Legs. I asked each Lady as she exited, "Madam, May I Dine upon You?" and each one said "Yes."

I am Very Full.