a Career
It has come to My Attention that I would Like to Have A Career. I am Often Bored, because the Only Things I Enjoy doing are Eating Butter and Eating Twat. Those are Not Things I can do Constantly. That is a Fact. I have begun to Search for a Job. I have Applied several times to one Workplace that seems Particularly Suited to My Talents. They Make Doorknobs. I am a Chivalrous Man. I open Doors for Girls. Therefore, I Am Very Familiar with Doorknobs. However, the Workplace has not Written me Back. I applied Twice. I applied Under Different Names, so the Person Hiring would not Know I applied Twice. Still, I have Not Heard a Thing about this Job. Perhaps I did Not get it.