this weekend, was happiness.
"dude, there's so much sand in my ass"
"why the hell would they call it a happy strap?"
"guys, I think I have camel toe"
"my ass is too big for this strap"
"mix my mustard with your cocoa puffs, dude I hate cocoa puffs"
i witnessed bioluminesence, and got excited because I am a nerd.
I'm not leaving anymore, I promise.
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