Couldn't you just take an aspirin or something? HAHA...ha...Okay I'm a bastard. :P If it makes you feel better, I have colitis, so I have cramps all the time...just intestinal though.
Rarely do here of another species dying during childbirth aside from humans. Large heads and tiny pelvises are the culprit. But that's a price we pay for our large brains. Well, by "we" I mean women, but you know.
So I'm sorry you hurt. My sister's are so bad she throws up and can't even get out of bed. As a guy I just try to help with blankets, sodas, medicine runs, hot packs, and accept whatever abuse comes. So take it easy and pop some demoral.
sorry about all the cramps and pain. I know how you feel (or I used to!) I'm on Seasonale which gives me only 4 periods a year. Plus I just had a laparoscopy and they cut my uterosaccral nerves so thats supposed to really cut down on pain....lol though I really don't suggest surgery unless they think you have endometriosis. But I went through 2 different pills that gave me horrible side effects (lots of weight gain and ance) until seasonale....no acne....weight gain but strangely enough, only in my boobs. I went from B to D in a month. Scary but much better than the pain. I hope you find something that works for you.
And yea men should have to bleed from somewhere and be in immense pain for at least 3 days a month. It's just not right...
Oh and.. hey I'd be okay with weight gain only in my boobs..!!
I would keep trying stuff, but I've been through literally at least 10 different types.. at least half of which never made it past about day three because of nausea. So I've mostly given up on that front.
Sorry that none of the pills will work for you...stupid nausea....I hope you can find SOMETHING to work for you. If not just make sure you give Andy a nice gut punch three days every month so he has to feel some sympathy pain! ;)
Most hunter-gathered (read: early) humans had just enough food to get by. They didn't have periods very often because they didn't consume enough to have them except during certain seasons. The whole OMG regular periods thing is more of a modern (read past 1000 - 2000 years or so) occurence. Healthy women can have healthy babies, so OVULATE DAMMIT!
So just, like, starve a lot or something. If you have no body fat to spare your period will probably stop, too. That's what happens to these 15 year old female gymnasts who go to the Olympics. If you have a period you are unfit to compete. It's really scary...
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Rarely do here of another species dying during childbirth aside from humans. Large heads and tiny pelvises are the culprit. But that's a price we pay for our large brains. Well, by "we" I mean women, but you know.
So I'm sorry you hurt. My sister's are so bad she throws up and can't even get out of bed. As a guy I just try to help with blankets, sodas, medicine runs, hot packs, and accept whatever abuse comes. So take it easy and pop some demoral.
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And you're a brave, good man. *nod* Anyone who's willing to take care of a cranky female during that time has my respect. ;)
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And yea men should have to bleed from somewhere and be in immense pain for at least 3 days a month. It's just not right...
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Oh and.. hey I'd be okay with weight gain only in my boobs..!!
I would keep trying stuff, but I've been through literally at least 10 different types.. at least half of which never made it past about day three because of nausea. So I've mostly given up on that front.
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So just, like, starve a lot or something. If you have no body fat to spare your period will probably stop, too. That's what happens to these 15 year old female gymnasts who go to the Olympics. If you have a period you are unfit to compete. It's really scary...
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Sure I'd look scary and not have boobs anymore, but hey no periods, right? :)
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Not for myself, mind you. I lack boobs and a period. But I prefer my women with boobs and period rather than lacking both like myself.
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Hey, can't miss what ya don't have much of, and I've never been the "pain for looks" type anyway.
... okay maybe I could come up with a compromise.. boobs one month out of two, periods every two months.
Okay, this has officially become silly. :)
Boobies!
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FUCK THOSE MEN WITHOUT CRAMPS!!!! Grrrr!
*hugs*
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