Most hunter-gathered (read: early) humans had just enough food to get by. They didn't have periods very often because they didn't consume enough to have them except during certain seasons. The whole OMG regular periods thing is more of a modern (read past 1000 - 2000 years or so) occurence. Healthy women can have healthy babies, so OVULATE DAMMIT!
So just, like, starve a lot or something. If you have no body fat to spare your period will probably stop, too. That's what happens to these 15 year old female gymnasts who go to the Olympics. If you have a period you are unfit to compete. It's really scary...
I was going to type something having to do with one boob instead of two, only then my internal filter kicked in and said, "Brandon, uniboob is not the way."
So just, like, starve a lot or something. If you have no body fat to spare your period will probably stop, too. That's what happens to these 15 year old female gymnasts who go to the Olympics. If you have a period you are unfit to compete. It's really scary...
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Sure I'd look scary and not have boobs anymore, but hey no periods, right? :)
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Not for myself, mind you. I lack boobs and a period. But I prefer my women with boobs and period rather than lacking both like myself.
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Hey, can't miss what ya don't have much of, and I've never been the "pain for looks" type anyway.
... okay maybe I could come up with a compromise.. boobs one month out of two, periods every two months.
Okay, this has officially become silly. :)
Boobies!
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So that's the end of that.
Uniboob is not the way.
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.. And that one line is what they happen across. "Uniboob is not the way."
Kinda sounds like a deep philosophical statement! Only, y'know, not really.
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