*grumble*
You know, it's just not fair. I really think that men's balls should ache for at least three days each month, just so they can have sympathy pains for the bullshit I have to endure.
Seriously. I'm not interested in conceiving children right now. Possibly ever. Can't my cycle just go away while I'm not interested in being fertile??
It kept me home from school today! Dumb-ass cramps! I hate everything right now.
It's not okay in this society that I be unable to work or move or think for several days out of each month. God help me when I get a real job. It also doesn't help that not only do I feel bad, I look horrible too. Mm. Nothing like going pasty-white when you're already pale to begin with.
Evolution/god/something must really, really hate human women, specifically me. Personally, I'm still trying to figure out how it's evolutionarily (is that a word?) favorable for me to be incapacitated by my cycle. Surely that would've been a bitch for the cavewomen. You'd think all the ones who stayed behind in the caves while the rest of the tribe went out to forage would've all gotten picked off by wandering sabertoothed tigers, and thus stopped this whole trend in its tracks many, many years ago, thus relieving my current suffering. Y'know, if I existed, which I probably wouldn't.