But DEAR GOD PEOPLE COME PLAY WITH ME. It's Friday and I'm just killing time before I can kill time in a mandatory sexual harassment seminar at 4:00pm.

Prompt me a small idea and I will do my damnedest to write something. Be it a drabble, outline, bit of dialogue. I'm not promising like, actual fics. But a scene. I can do that. (I am aware I've ( Read more... )

1. Sleepy ( Read more... )

Apparently I Debbie Downer'ed all over a Very Jonas Happy Hour. I didn't mean to! I'm kind of just down in general, not just about fandom. Actually, I've chilled out a LOT about fandom. It's real life stuff that's making me sad ( Read more... )

1. Racoons maul a 74 year old woman - What the HELL? They hunt in PACKS? That's TERRIFYING. I thought they were loners! I also didn't think they'd attack unless, I don't know. Cornered and handled. Jeez. If I ever find out possoms can do this I'll never leave the house again.

2. Backstreet Boy, Brian Littrell, diagnosed with swine flu - I hate ( Read more... )

I thought it was surreal enough being in Japan. But then coming home, going back to my first day of work yesterday and immediately after, meeting up with friends at a nearby restaurant to get dinner before seeing, of all shows: Journey and Night Ranger ( Read more... )

So the boy from Dallas has been getting me flowers pretty regularly, and I first used a vase I borrowed from a girl here at work. Then I gave it back. Then I got another set of flowers and have them on display ( Read more... )

I have to admit something. I find Charo fascinating.

Behold, before she was doing ill-advised covers of Rhianna's Please Don't Stop the Music she was doing performances like this:

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Now part of this is the simple truth that I love catsuits. How can you NOT? They're catsuits. When Joe Jonas busted out the unitard and high heels I knew I'd love him ( Read more... )

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Let's never break up again. Ever. This is why Nick Jonas can't be my favorite. There's only room for one Nick in my heart. And it's Fat!Crazy!WhiteTrash!Nick Carter. LOOK AT HIM. He's DANCING. And there's SYNTH. Glorious levels of synth! They made a dork ass video about vampires! Remember when Nick Carter illustrated a comic? JESUS, I love him ( Read more... )

Charles Emerson Winchester III is gay ( Read more... )

Bea Arthur died!

I don't think I can properly explain why, but I love Bea Arthur. She's awesome. She's Bea Arthur!

You know?

Man, major bummer.