Comments | misskittye: I don't usually make this kind of post

misskittye

I don't usually make this kind of post

Aug 13, 2010 12:34

But DEAR GOD PEOPLE COME PLAY WITH ME. It's Friday and I'm just killing time before I can kill time in a mandatory sexual harassment seminar at 4:00pm.

Prompt me a small idea and I will do my damnedest to write something. Be it a drabble, outline, bit of dialogue. I'm not promising like, actual fics. But a scene. I can do that. (I am aware I've ( Read more... )

fic, timewasting memes, non sequitur

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th_esaurus August 13 2010, 17:38:27 UTC

FOLLOW-UP TO KEVRON HOOKERFIC fffffff.

liminalliz August 13 2010, 17:39:32 UTC

ffffffffffffffff

misskittye August 13 2010, 18:14:49 UTC

I have some of that at home! So I could potentially post the beginning of the sequel I refused to finish.

Also, the last sentence: "AND THEN THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. WITH iPADS AND KISSING FOR ALL."

liminalliz August 13 2010, 17:39:16 UTC

NICK SAVES PRINCESS JOE FROM A HORRIBLE FATE. THERE MAY BE SWOONING.

misskittye August 13 2010, 19:21:18 UTC

There once were two princesses living in New Jersey. One was Princess Johnny and the other was Princess Joe. They were locked in a castle in the wild woods of New England, kidnapped by a mad witch who planned on stealing their youth or something. Only she didn't really know how to do that so she spent a lot of time ignoring them and researching spells on google ( ... )

liminalliz August 13 2010, 19:25:07 UTC

I LOL'D. SO MUCH LOL'ING. OMG. <33333333

inthenameofjuc August 13 2010, 23:28:03 UTC

"You liiiiiiike it." Princess Joe flung his arms around Prince Nick and FORCED the nuzzling to happen.

AHAHAHA, SO. WEIRD.

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liminalliz August 13 2010, 17:40:06 UTC

JOE AND NICK IN A MANDATORY SEXUAL HARASSMENT SEMINAR

pwincess August 13 2010, 17:46:08 UTC

lol

misskittye August 13 2010, 18:12:19 UTC

"Okay. So. Sexual harassment is defined as-"

"Wait, I'm confused. Why are we the only ones here?"

"Cause we're the most sexy, obviously."

"Joe..."

"I'm sure the others will be along soon. But there's no harm in getting started now. Sexual harassment is defined as-"

"Joe, you're sitting on my leg."

"I know."

"::sigh::"

"Um. Sexual harassment is defined as unwelcome sexual behavior by a supervisor toward an employee. This can take a very obvious form such as lewd jokes or cartoons or something as subtle as a misunderstanding. Such as Female-Male Communication: It can result from a situation where one thinks he/she is making themselves clear, but is not understood the way they intended..."

"Joe, I think my leg is going numb."

"Ugh, fine. Is this better."

"Yes, Joe. I'm so glad that you got of my leg and are hanging of my neck now ( ... )

liminalliz August 13 2010, 18:48:55 UTC

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm <333

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liminalliz August 13 2010, 17:40:32 UTC

DEAN ASSURES SAM THAT THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN HIM AND THAT ANGEL.

pwincess August 13 2010, 17:45:49 UTC

Joe/Nick Prince of Persia AU where Joe is Dastan and Nick is Tamina - the fireside scene after the king has been killed where Dastan accidentally learns to use the dagger and Tamina yells at him. But don't worry about those things happening, just that setting generally.

liminalliz August 13 2010, 17:48:49 UTC

i love you. forever.

misskittye August 13 2010, 18:13:25 UTC

I maybe possibly don't remember what happened. Don't they... argue? and then argue some more the next day?

pwincess August 13 2010, 19:00:55 UTC

Haha, you have summarized the movie. I don't know, maybe it's better if you don't remember the specifics. Just, they get away from the murder scene and ride off on a horse, and then they have a little fire by a stream. REMEMBER?