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Clark's class schedule:

Monday
2nd period -- Psych 101
4th period -- Carl Jung

Tuesday

Wedensday
7th Period -- Journalism 101

Thursday
5th Period -- Psych 101
7th period -- Carl Jung

Friday
7th period -- Journalism 101

Clark is finishing up his homework when he gets ( a phonecall )

Having finished his homework and discovered that there is absolutely nothing on TV at Fandom High, too (and here Clark thought it was just a Smallville thing), Clark changes into his pajama bottoms and lays down in bed.

He can't sleep. He swears he can hear chattering, which might just be the five zillion people in the Common Room, but might ( Read more... )

Having accomplished all of his unpacking over the weekend, Clark proudly surveys his new dorm before grabbing his backpack to head to class. He takes another look at the crumpled schedule sheet he's holding and pauses to make sure he hasn't forgotten anything important -- like pants, cuz that would just be embarassing -- before heading off to his ( Read more... )

Still attempting to put away the last of his things, Clark makes the mistake of checking his voicemail. One monkey, some lacy underthings, and two propositions later, Clark begins to think that maybe something odd is afoot in the school's phone system.