Clark Kent's Voicemail

[missesthegoats]

Hi! You've reached Clark Kent -- I'm not available right now, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Bye!

*BEEP*

Comments

[cameronmitchell]

Yo! Dude, do I sound girly to you? My little sib said that he thinks I sound girly on the telephone. He's wrong, right?

Crowley's Phone Misdirection Hijinks!

[sogothcally]

Poor Cally. She wants to leave a sexy voice-mail for her boyfriend. But the power of Crowley's evil sends it to no less than six people, all not her boyfriend.

"Hey there Tiger. I'm gonna go wander out for a bit, but was thinking that maybe tonight we could, you know, use the handcuffs? You, me, no clothes, maybe a little chocolate syrup? Rrrrrowr. Catch you later!"

Crowley's Phone Tampering at Work!

[whitedeathpod]

In response to this, John tries calling the number back.

"Dude, why do you sound like a monkey? Is that a secret code for something I don't know about yet? I understand my animal magnetism can snag the best of them but no need to go completely animal on me."

Why will you not be John?

[can_be_more]

It's me. Listen, I got your voicemail. I'm going to be around later, if you wanted to get together. And maybe we could try something new? Like an ass kicking? Let me know.

Wrong number, whoops.

[emo_padawan]

"I don't know what you were implying, man, but let me tell you right now that I don't generally have to pay for that sort of thing.

Oh, and if you think I'm wearing those ribbons in my hair, you're sadly mistaken."