voice post;

[miss_waldorf]

[the sound of someone stirring in their sleep, a heavy yawn, and then the rustling of sheets]

Dorota...? --Oh, yeah. Guh, did I gain weight or what

Comments

[thunderwitch]

Curses are such a pain~

[miss_waldorf]

So this is the deities' doing? They're gonna pay..

[thunderwitch]

Oh?

[miss_waldorf]

You think I can't do it~?

[punchlikeagirl]

Armor?

[miss_waldorf]

Yes! And-- metal boots for my Louboutins!

[punchlikeagirl]

That's just not right.

[miss_waldorf]

Of course not! Do you know how much those are worth? --and being replaced by scrap metal, guh!

[not_so_smooth]

I'd have thought armor would be pretty cool.

[miss_waldorf]

Waking up in it isn't! And having your whole wardrobe gone isn't either! They don't even fit me!

Gaahh! I feel like jumping off my window!

[not_so_smooth]

Wow, I'd hate to see what happens when you wake up chained next to someone.

[miss_waldorf]

That's one of the curses? These deities need to learn some lessons in manners.

[malleableworld]

...Blair?

[miss_waldorf]

I'm not stepping out of the house.

[malleableworld]

I won't make you.

[miss_waldorf]

And-- don't come over. I don't want you seeing me like this. Eugh.

[Video]

[thefutureking]

[A video showing her shoes on what are obviously a pair of man's feet.]

Do these happen to be yours?

[miss_waldorf]

What!? YOU! You stole them! Get those off before your huge feet stretch them!!

[thefutureking]

I've tried taking them off. And I didn't steal them.

[miss_waldorf]

Try harder!