[the sound of someone stirring in their sleep, a heavy yawn, and then the rustling of sheets]
Dorota...? --Oh, yeah. Guh, did I gain weight or what...?
[Someone gets up from the bed with effort and then plods heavily and unsteadily away. There is the strange sound of metal clinking. The footsteps stop and another yawn is heard --before it stops abruptly]
☠☠☠☠!? WHAT? WHERE? WHY? HOW??
[frantic staggering and noisy clanking of armor is heard. A sliding door is opened, and then, a hysterical scream]
SOMEONE STOLE MY WARDROBE! MY DRESSES, BAGS, SHOES! Oh my effing-- they're all gone!! Instead I have-- medieval armors in my closet.
Who-- whoever did this is dead!
[ooc: switched with
Arthur]