voice post;

[miss_waldorf]

[the sound of someone stirring in their sleep, a heavy yawn, and then the rustling of sheets]

Dorota...? --Oh, yeah. Guh, did I gain weight or what

Comments

[not_so_smooth]

I'd have thought armor would be pretty cool.

[miss_waldorf]

Waking up in it isn't! And having your whole wardrobe gone isn't either! They don't even fit me!

Gaahh! I feel like jumping off my window!

[not_so_smooth]

Wow, I'd hate to see what happens when you wake up chained next to someone.

[miss_waldorf]

That's one of the curses? These deities need to learn some lessons in manners.

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, I woke up naked handcuffed to someone inside of a coffin.

[miss_waldorf]

Ew. I'd really kill myself if that ever happened to me.

[not_so_smooth]

And make the person handcuffed to you drag around a corpse all day?

That's... actually kind of awesome revenge.

[miss_waldorf]

I know, I'm the best at it.

[not_so_smooth]

Thaaat is definitely going all out for revenge. I'm not sure if I could kill myself just for that.

[miss_waldorf]

It'd depend on which kind of revenge it is. Actually though, in that case I'd cut the other person's hand off so that I'll be free. Dying's not worth that.

[not_so_smooth]

...

Waking up in the coffin isn't sounding so bad now. I hope I never get handcuffed to you.

[miss_waldorf]

Maybe you should help me dethrone the deities.

[not_so_smooth]

Yeah, no. Since coming here I've been nearly stabbed to death by a serial killer, made Luke Skywalker kinda hate me, and get turned to stone. And that's when I haven't done anything to piss off the deities.

[miss_waldorf]

Maybe you should stop running away from them and start facing them head on.

[not_so_smooth]

I'm not running away, I'm just minding my own business.

[miss_waldorf]

Doesn't mean no one will intrude on your business.