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OW FUCK
NILA PUSHED ME DOWN THE BLOODY STAIRS AGAIN. I THINK SHE'S STILL MAD ABOUT ME GOING AWOL FOR 3+ MONTHS. SO, UH... ANYONE HAVE ANY BAND-AIDS. MAULING WAS INVOLVED. -
SO UM...
HI? -
IT'S TIME FOR MY BI-MONTHLY POST BEFORE I CRAWL BACK INTO THE CAVE FROM WHENCE I CAME
(LOL, CAME.) I SWEAR, SOME DAYS ARE JUST A BLUR. CHECKING THE CALENDER I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED WU HASN'T FIRED ME YET.
I BLAME THE RAPLIONTURTLE MUSIC. APPARENTLY DURING MY "SLEEP WALKING" STATE I'VE PICKED UP A HABIT OF NICKING THINGS OFF SHELVES. JUST REGULAR THINGS, BUBBLEGUM, URANIUM, FLAT SCREEN TVS, CANNED PEAS ( Read more... ) -
IMPORTANT NOTE
DEAR ZEI ( Read more... ) -
UHM, HI...
SO, I GO MISSING FOR WHAT... A MONTH? FEELS LIKE TWO HOURS. I SWEAR IT'S THAT FUCKING "MUMBLE-TECHNO" LIONTURTLE GARBAGE. WOKE UP THREE DAYS ON WHALE TAIL ISLAND WITH THE NAME "LEE" TATTOOED ON MY FACE AND SAND IN UNCOMFORTABLE PLACES. THAT HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE SPRING BREAK IN MY JUNIOR YEAR ( Read more... ) -
BRB
*NOTE STAPLED TO CHILD STAPLED TO JUN'S DOOR*
SOUL-SEARCHING QUEST. BRB.
-JUN
P.S. IF THE COPS COME, I'VE GONE TO TEACH AS A NUN AT CATHOLIC SCHOOL. AND I AM PLAYED BY WHOOPI GOLDBERG.
P.P.S I DRANK ALL THE RUM. THAT IS WHY ALL OF IT IS GONE.
/JUN
AH'M MOVING. AND IT TAKES A BLOODY LONG TIME TO DO SO WHEN YOU HAVE SO MUCH STUFF. -
VA MINDFUCKERY
/JUN
I WAS LOOKING AT THE VA'S OF ATLA TODAY. (ACTUALLY I WAS LOOKING FOR DRAWING REFS) AND I FOUND THIS OUT.
JUN/KYOSHI IS VOICEST -
THAT EXPLAINS ALOT
SO, LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE "VIOLENT MOODSWINGS" -THINK SEVERAL CONTAINERS OF PHISH FOOD A DAY- THAT NILA SAID I SHOULD CHECK OUT WITH A DOCTOR. I DIDN'T GO TO THE SCHOOL NURSEPHYSICIAN 'CAUSE I DON'T TRUST A GUY WHO'S LAST NAME IS SLANG FOR PENIS CHECKING OUT MY BODY. WELL, THEY REDIRECTED ME TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND IT TURNS OUT I'M BI-POLAR ( Read more... ) -
ALCOHOL-ENDUCED EPIPHANY OF THE *HIC* DAY!
BOOBIES ARE NICE.
JACK DANIELS TOLD ME SO. WOULD HE LIE TO YOU?
