/JUN

HEY GUYS, SORRY I'VE BEEN A LITTLE INACTIVE RECENTLY. NO, IT'S NOT PERSONAL PROBLEMS. I'M NOT DEPRESSED OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST SOMETHING'S TAKING UP A LOT MORE OF MY INTERNET FANCY. AND THAT IS BATMAN.

YES, BATMAN. NO, NOT HEATH LEDGER AND THE DARK KNIGHT, BUT THE COMICS AND ANIMATED SERIES(S). WHY? BECAUSE IT'S THE GODDAMNED BATMAN! AND A ( Read more... )

YOU'RE LOVED, THE FUCKIN' LOT OF YOU! SO TITS OR GTFO.
TO SHOW MY LOVE I BAKED YOU ALL SOME COOKIES; NOW I KNOW I'M NO JJ IN THE COOKING DEPARTMENT. BUT I'M PROUD OF THE RESULT.

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NOT LITERALLY MIND YOU, I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN FOR US TO GO OUT CLUBBING TOMORROW. THERE'S THIS NEW PLACE DOWNTOWN CALLED "THE FRIENDS OF DOROTHY" IT'S WORTH A SHOT TO TRY SOMETHING NEW.

( QUIZ GANKING TIEM )

/JUN

TOO MUCH DRAMA FOR ME GUISE. IT'S ALL LIKE... A DEPRESSING SOAP OPERA. I'M NOT SAYING STOP IT 'CAUSE I KNOWS OTHER PEOPLE LIKE DRAMA. I'LL JUST BE AROUND LESS. I WAS DOING THIS FOR FUN AND FRANKLY EVERYTHING BEING MOPEYMOPE ISN'T MY CUP OF TEA.

I THINK I'M GOING THROUGH ONE OF THOSE MID-LIFE CRISIS THINGS. WHICH WOULD SUCK 'CAUSE THEN I'D HAVE TO DIE AT FIFTY. (IF NOW IS THE MIDDLE OF MY LIFE ( Read more... )

SO I FELT LIKE MOWING MY LAWN LAST NIGHT AFTER AZULA'S PARTY. (YES I WAS UP UNTIL 6:30AM MOWING MY LAWN STFU.) AND WHILST IN THE ACT OF THIS I FELT I SHOULD SHOW MY APPRECIATION TO A CERTAIN SOMEBODY. I'D LIKE TO ACTUALLY GO UP IN A HELICOPTER TO SEE IF IT TURNED OUT RIGHTL; BUT IT SHOULD SAY:
I LOVE YOU KYOSHIAND THANKS AGAIN JEONG JEONG FOR ( Read more... )

I PASSED OUT AT AZULA'S PLACE LAST NIGHT, AND NOW SHE'S PISSED AND NILA'S MISSING. FUCK-FUCK-FUCKITY-FUCK-FUCK-FUCK!

IF ANYONE SEE'S NILA, PLEASE CALL ME OR BRING HER OVER. IF SHE EATS ANYMORE CHILDREN THE COPS ARE GONNA TAKE ME IN.

ON THE BRIGHTER SIDE, I'M THE NEW HEALTH TEACHER. TEACHIN' YOU THAT DRUGS ARE BAD AND OTHER IMPORTANT... Y'KNOW ( Read more... )

OOWW... CRUD.

HO'KAY, TODAYS BIOLOGY CLASS WILL CONSIST OF NICE, QUITE, ANIMAL ORIGAMI.

GAHHH! WHY IS EVERYONE BREATHING SO LOUD?

TOPHGOD, AZULA DON'T WHIP SO HARD NEXT TIME.

I GOT IN SHIT TODAY FOR SPIKING MY NEIGHBOUR'S KID'S LEMONADE STAND. HER MOM SHOULD'VE BEEN THANKING ME, LITTLE SUZIE'S MUCH MORE FUN WHEN SHE CAN'T WALK A STRAIGHT LINE.

I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING A NEW COLLAR FOR NILA. WHAT DO YOU THINK LOOKS BETTER ON A FERRET? PINK RHINESTONES OR A COLLAR THAT SAYS 'BITCH'?