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How Can You Have Any Pudding if You Don't Eat Your Meat?!
I have a plan... It involves yet another trite attempt at the continual writing thing, though likely NOT everyday; possibly [bi]weekly (it depends if you all behave yourselves and/or my booze intake). -
Murder in the Negligent Degree
I'll be brief... or attempt to at least.- Yes I am a slacker for not posting here at all in the past 9 days. My new schedule isn't very forgiving to my creative juices that only seem to awaken after dusk.
- Not that I really must announce this, but I feel that my daily posting "experiment" is over. I feel it was a success while it lasted (about 6 ( Read more... )
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The Monkeys Ate the Barrel
At this very moment I'm in a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve. Let the fun begin...- After a rekindled romance with my inner dork (which is unsurprisingly much like my outer dork, except compounded with heaps of shame), I've went ahead and furthered the abuse of my employee benefits by ( Read more... )
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The Torrid Cult of Weasels
Not even 11:30 and I'm having to resort to some interesting Argento-esc methods of keeping my eyes open. Is that excusable... ever? I am so ashamed of myself... -
The Slap Machine
I'm officially opening my services to those who wish to be eligible for for America's brand new Cyborg and Bionics Department.
Eyes : Fully articulated and the complete customization for lens and filters available for current cameras. Yes, this includes the "X-ray" filter the Japanese accidentally stumbled upon 8 years ago while trying to develop ( Read more... ) -
Yet Another First Day
Work:
It was still dark as I careened down Rt-50 this morning. There are only few reasons I can imagine people being awake at such an ungodly hour:- Avoiding the law
- Escaping possible death
- Driving to (or driving away from just having) sex
- Or planning a trip to Disney World
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Pragmatic Instability
Still more of the same nonsense. If this is boring you, perhaps you should return next week, by which time I should have exhausted the subject beyond even my own liking.
I also feel it is important to express my views on the antithesis of dating/ being in a relationship: being single. Contrary to popular beliefs on this particular state of ( Read more... ) -
Revival's End [The Linky Post]
Hell mutha fuckin shit yea!!! Internets you bastards!!! Swallow my grand wireless connectivity and choke on it's bones!!! I am pleased and surprised to how quickly I was able to get finally get an updated Google Desktop. So first of all... before you all continue reading, I suggest you get your shit caught up on the previous two Revival posts: ( Read more... ) -
Revival Part 1
So, here I am, finally clattering away back at my own keyboard... and yet I lose at life for I still have no intarweb. Now is about the many of you are like, “Haha, you fucker, you can’t pull the wool over my eyes. You can’t be posting a blog without the internets.” While this is true, many of you will be reading this days, maybe even weeks ( Read more... ) -
Revival Part 2
This no internet thing is the pits. The ironic thing is that I DO have a wireless USB thingamado that supposed will allow me to receive access from the router piping steaming hot world wide wubs to my housemate’s computer in the next room... except I need internet access in order to download the drivers to get the damned thing to work since the ( Read more... )
