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[heartless_eagle]

Ugh.

How do they stand being around themselves? They're just... thoroughly revolting. Don't they get sick of acting like that?

And marriage... Marriage, really? Don't even get me started... Those useless, sentimental, moralistic imbeciles!

[Mirror!Poland finds all the Liet/Pol fluff that's been going on utterly awful. It makes him honestly want

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[give_u_sunburn]

You extremely don't have to watch, you know.

[heartless_eagle]

That isn't the point. The point is that they've somehow managed to become even more wretched and obnoxious.

[And that he fears for his status as The Poland Who Gets Laid :\ If he loses that, Real!Poland really will have him beat in every category!]

[give_u_sunburn]

Why do you care?

[heartless_eagle]

Does the meaning of the word "obnoxious" elude you? I can hardly ignore them. They reek of sentimentality. It's everywhere I go.

[wai_hollow_thar]

[Not that he thinks it's safe to talk to you or anything, Poland.]

Marr..iage...? 'the hell is that?

[heartless_eagle]

An absurd, outdated notion where two people join themselves forever in love to please their ridiculous god.

[My God, the contempt is just... palpable.]

[wai_hollow_thar]

...That sounds complicated and stupid.

[heartless_eagle]

I wouldn't say complicated, but stupid? Absolutely.

[stellarseesyou]

Are they still clinging to each other despite the Queen's entertainment?

[heartless_eagle]

More than ever. It's nauseating.

[stellarseesyou]

It can't last forever, this happiness that they share. It will run out, Her Majesty will make sure of it.

[heartless_eagle]

I hope you're right. It pisses me off.

[cruel_knight]

[Stepping behind M!Poland and grabbing him, ony hand gripping his hair and yanking his head back against the larger mirror'S shoulder, the other raking down his side.]

Keep talking. Their chatter is even more annoying than normal.

[heartless_eagle]

[That, M!Liet, is a good step towards distracting him! He relaxes back against M!Liet's shoulder, shivering a little at the feeling of his nails]

I'd hardly thought it possible, but you're absolutely right. It makes me want to claw my ears off... or their tongues. That seems like a more sure-fire solution...

[cruel_knight]

Both would be a shame. [He stops his hand and squeezes M!Poland's hip hard.] Once our Queen lets us get to them, there are a lot of things that we can teach them. Better uses for their languages than mindless chattering.

[heartless_eagle]

I'm beginning to wonder if they've got the brains to be taught. Insipid little creatures, lying around flattering each other all day...