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[heartless_eagle]

Ugh.

How do they stand being around themselves? They're just... thoroughly revolting. Don't they get sick of acting like that?

And marriage... Marriage, really? Don't even get me started... Those useless, sentimental, moralistic imbeciles!

[Mirror!Poland finds all the Liet/Pol fluff that's been going on utterly awful. It makes him honestly want

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[give_u_sunburn]

You extremely don't have to watch, you know.

[heartless_eagle]

That isn't the point. The point is that they've somehow managed to become even more wretched and obnoxious.

[And that he fears for his status as The Poland Who Gets Laid :\ If he loses that, Real!Poland really will have him beat in every category!]

[give_u_sunburn]

Why do you care?

[heartless_eagle]

Does the meaning of the word "obnoxious" elude you? I can hardly ignore them. They reek of sentimentality. It's everywhere I go.

[give_u_sunburn]

You sound extremely jealous.

[heartless_eagle]

I have nothing to be jealous of! I have all I need. [...That was more than a little bit of bitter tension in his voice, oh my yes.]

[give_u_sunburn]

I'm sure to the extreme.

[heartless_eagle]

Honestly, who would be jealous of that vapid, frivolous, brainless little prude?

[give_u_sunburn]

Other than the "prude" part, you extremely just described yourself.

[heartless_eagle]

What? Because I like sex?

[give_u_sunburn]

Because you are all those things. Or you pretend to be at least.

[heartless_eagle]

I doubt I have the acting skill to pretend to be as foolish as he is. I suppose I could act like I cared about all the worthless little things he does, but honestly, why bother?

[give_u_sunburn]

Why bother paying so much attention to something you detest? If you hate it so much, ignore it.

[heartless_eagle]

It's like a rotten tooth. You know you'd be better off ignoring it until you can do something about it, but it's always there, bothersome, perversely fascinating. The best thing to do is just get rid of it, but until Her Majesty permits that...

[give_u_sunburn]

Until Her Majesty permits, you're just going to whine about it.

[heartless_eagle]

And you, it seems, will just whine about me whining. A dreadfully vicious cycle, isn't it? Perhaps you just don't like me because I would have had Hibari in my bed if it weren't for you.