[Mirror!Poland is pretty sure his life is over ( Read more... )

[As bad as Poland has been lately, M!Pol has actually been worse. Poland at least has things that he cares about in the world other than Liet. M!Pol?]

[Well. He's only got the one of those.]

[And you sons of bitches are trying to take her away, too ( Read more... )

[Mirror!Poland looks unimpressed with all of the excitement on the other side.]

Tell me someone else finds all of this as revolting as I do...

[Mirror!Poland is seated by his master's feet, watching the mirrors with an expression of carefully-contained excitement.]

I do hope you're finding this as delightful to watch as I am.

[No friends or support or spousal harmony for Poland, yessss! M!Pol is winning in those categories for once :3]

[By the time he's fully awake, She is gone.]

[And he's alone.]

[And he's terrified. He appreciates Her Majesty remaking him and all, but he sort of really wants to just hide until he stops shaking. First, though, he wants to not be alone. He fumbles for his communicator, trying and failing to hide the waver of fear in his voice when he turns it ( Read more... )

[Mirror!Poland doesn't like this. He really, really doesn't. He only likes violence if it's beating up someone helpless or the sexy fun kind of violence (which, admittedly, is a pretty wide range for him); fighting is distinctly different from beating people up or S&M funtimes, in that it... it requires confidence. And courage. And, ideally, a ( Read more... )

[Because he's so sad about missing all the fun, M!Pol is getting in on the chaos~]

[Random people will find a note written in a precise hand on their mirrors:]

Thanks for the good time ♥

...It isn't fair.

[The one nice thing that M!Pol got to say that he had and Poland didn't? Poland gets it too, now.]

[M!Pol is depress.]

Ugh.

How do they stand being around themselves? They're just... thoroughly revolting. Don't they get sick of acting like that?

And marriage... Marriage, really? Don't even get me started... Those useless, sentimental, moralistic imbeciles!

[Mirror!Poland finds all the Liet/Pol fluff that's been going on utterly awful. It makes him honestly want ( Read more... )

[Smiles as he lounges around and watches the realside.]

Mm, much more like it. If only that miserable excuse for Lithuania would stay dead... I'd love to see my other trying to get along without him and failing...

[Happy little laugh!] Ohhhh, they're going to regret this...