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I DON'T GIVE A HOOT
I gotz approved for my first apartment today (or I guess yesterday but I only heard about it today). It's all very excitin'. I like imagining it's going to be something like this:
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CRAP WEBSITES ANGER
When I google "Goldfish are pretty" I want a page of pictures of pretty goldfish not all this crap about "how to clean tanks." ITS CRAP. Somebody learn how to make the internet the RIGHT WAY.
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MY ONLY SUGGESTION WOULD BE TO ADD MORE SYLLABLES
After weeks of looking, hoping, praying I finally got a call back for a jearrb/jorb/job at a childrens cossignment shop. Hey, what's the propper '-age for "childrens" up there? Childrens'? It for children but not made by/owned by children and children is already the plural of child...? These are the things I worry about. Anyway, it's the sort of ( Read more... ) -
DISTRESSING
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=27
The first story is the David Sedaris one about liking guys, which I'm sure everyone with ears has heard by now. The second act/stoy is SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP. -
MUNDANE MONDAY
I don't want to go to class in an hour. I want to go play cowboys and indians in a field with squirt guns. And not just any field either, one of those big overgrown fields where the grass comes up to your chest and everyone gets chiggers ( Read more... ) -
I DONT USE MIRRORS ANY MORE, I USE PHOTOBOOTH
My tires are running low on air, I need to fill them up soon, like today but more likely tomorrow. I didn't even notice, but some old guy (70s?) did. I was waiting at a light and he was on the bus stop bench: "HEY, you need air in them tires." Oh. Thanks random old man with sage advice? Old men know everything, and you just need to catch up with ( Read more... )
