So long story short, it's a bad idea to try and pee and blow your nose at the same time.

My birthday has once again come and passed. Twenty two. Fuckin-a ( Read more... )

Whoopee, Jesse's updating! We're gonna do this shit, bulletin style ( Read more... )

Haven't updated in a while...but I guess it's cuz nothing much has happened. Due to a stream of unfortunate events, I'm going to be postponing going into the police academy until a city hires me. So poo on working a gay job for an extra couple monthes. I wish I something good to mention, but I really don't. Like, I really don't.

-Roll out of my house at around 9:00 pm with Zach and Laur in tow ( Read more... )

Finally told my parents that I dropped outta school. They didn't take it nearly as hard as I thought, cuz they saw I had a plan, and was going into the Police Academy. Its kinda weird though, cuz I'm going to be starting my career. Like, I'm twenty one years old, but my real job is going to be starting...possibly before I turn twenty two. Creepy ( Read more... )

Lauren leaves for the Apagos (sp?) on friday morning for a week...we've been spending pretty much everyday together, so its gonna suck to have her gone for so long. We've gotten super close really quickly, and it kicks ass ( Read more... )

Batman rocked my grandma's socks. Holy fuckin crap was it awesome. I'm gonna have to see that shit again ( Read more... )

Last couple have weeks have been a little hectic. Odd ( Read more... )

Finished sixth in my poker tournament yesterday..not too bad. Extra 55 bucks, cant complain ( Read more... )