Yay, finally...a trip to Blizzard Beach
-Roll out of my house at around 9:00 pm with Zach and Laur in tow.
-After a twenty minute fight with her stepmom, Laur calms down enough to say hello, and to keep her eyes on the road.
-Apparently, some guy behind us is constantly testing out his highbeams, so Laur tells him to "Get all up out of her rearview."
-After one of the scariest three hour drives in my life, we make it alive and in one piece to Orlando, and meet up with the famous Angie.
-We head out to Roxy at around 12:30, once again reaffirming why I myself don't venture into clubs such as this one. It's nice not being the same as EVERYONE around you...christ.
-Then we head out to Walmart, where every choice I make is the wrong one. We pick up some toofbrushes and a pizza, then head home to eat said pizza.
-Next morning we're up at the fuckin crack-o-dawn to head out to EPCOT. We ride the new Soarin' ride, which actually wasn't half bad. But, I was confused when the ride didn't contain any sort of "breakdown" or "Oh no, we've strayed a bit of course...look out for the T-Rex!" But fun nonetheless.
-After EPCOT is the kick ass MGM park, where I get to ride Tower of Terror and Rockin' Rollercoaster...which are always good to soothe the soul. Some strange foreign people handed us Fastpasses for Rockin', so that greatly cut down on our time, which was good, cuz we were trying to make the stunt show.
-After the rollercoaster, we decide we have JUST enough time to hit up the Movie Magic ride...which I'm convinced gets worse every single time I go. Cute, yes...but the cast members they have running it always kill it for me if they can't get into character at all.
-We missed the stunt show.
-Now, its off to Blizzard Beach, the park I've been waiting to get to since it opened up like, a decade or so ago. Oh, wait, did I say Blizzard Beach? I meant to say Typhoon Lagoon...cuz that's where Nerf Ball and Jugs wanted to go. And since it was their vacation anyways, we head there.
-Zach and I branch off from the girls and ride some of the speed slides...which are definitely not as good as the world's tallest speed slide, which happens to reside at Blizzard Beach. After that, we ride in the wave pool for a bit before finding the girls again.
The slides they have their are cool, most notably the Crusher Gusher, which is like a little rollercoaster, except you're in a tube. Really kick ass concept, and I was thoroughly impressed.
-We grab some lunch, where Lauren decides to munch on some ice that had been residing in my ass for the past ten minutes. We then discuss scientist's plans to cross breed mosquitos and bees to create bosquitos, or mosqueebees.
-I then discuss how my BPMs (heartbeats per minute) were getting a little high in the wave pool. Lauren, being the scholar that she is, announces that BPM actually stands for Blood Pressure Movement. Since, apparently, blood can move in two directions...and you can die.
-Lots of fat ugly people at Typhoon...especially the lady with giant black saucers for nipples. We then discuss the positive aspects of nipple replacement surgery...or NRS.
-The park is shut down due to rain at around 5:30...so we head home for a nap. But not before Angie nearly kills us on several occasions...because, even in the near torrential downpour we were driving in, she can't stay in one fucking lane, or drive slower than 55.
-I nap for a couple hours, then we head to Friday's around nine. I get to hear the lovely "Oh, so do you remember Cory Moore?" story for the five thousandth time.
-We get back on the road for home at around 10:45, where both Lauren and Zach pass out immediately, leaving myself to cope with the ride back home alone.
-I keep myself amused by listening to Lost Prophets and throwing small bits of lint on Lauren.
-We roll into my drive way at 12:30, meaning I made pretty good time, narrowly avoiding a couple speed traps.
As much not fun as this trip sounds...I had a good time. Angie was kick ass, I liked her...and even though I joked, I know she kinda liked me too.
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Its a tad frustrating that the last several people Ive gotten attached to are all moving. Sara, Andrea, and now Lauren.
I took my first test to get into the police academy on monday, and the rest are in a week from this coming monday. Its so surreal...I'm gonna be starting my career very soon. At least I can finally move back out of this fucking house again.
I'm actually really upset about leaving the job I'm at too. My bosses are the most amazing people ever, and Shawn has become one of my best friends. Its so strange when after you get an amazing blowjob or something, the first person I tell about it is my boss. He's awesome. I also don't wanna leave Jen, Howard, Shelly, and even Jeanne. But I gotta move on, I can't make smoothies for the rest of my life..even though I've been doing it for nearly three years.
"I sometimes wonder how you feel, when you're lying next to me." Lost Prophets
And now...its POURING outside...
-After a twenty minute fight with her stepmom, Laur calms down enough to say hello, and to keep her eyes on the road.
-Apparently, some guy behind us is constantly testing out his highbeams, so Laur tells him to "Get all up out of her rearview."
-After one of the scariest three hour drives in my life, we make it alive and in one piece to Orlando, and meet up with the famous Angie.
-We head out to Roxy at around 12:30, once again reaffirming why I myself don't venture into clubs such as this one. It's nice not being the same as EVERYONE around you...christ.
-Then we head out to Walmart, where every choice I make is the wrong one. We pick up some toofbrushes and a pizza, then head home to eat said pizza.
-Next morning we're up at the fuckin crack-o-dawn to head out to EPCOT. We ride the new Soarin' ride, which actually wasn't half bad. But, I was confused when the ride didn't contain any sort of "breakdown" or "Oh no, we've strayed a bit of course...look out for the T-Rex!" But fun nonetheless.
-After EPCOT is the kick ass MGM park, where I get to ride Tower of Terror and Rockin' Rollercoaster...which are always good to soothe the soul. Some strange foreign people handed us Fastpasses for Rockin', so that greatly cut down on our time, which was good, cuz we were trying to make the stunt show.
-After the rollercoaster, we decide we have JUST enough time to hit up the Movie Magic ride...which I'm convinced gets worse every single time I go. Cute, yes...but the cast members they have running it always kill it for me if they can't get into character at all.
-We missed the stunt show.
-Now, its off to Blizzard Beach, the park I've been waiting to get to since it opened up like, a decade or so ago. Oh, wait, did I say Blizzard Beach? I meant to say Typhoon Lagoon...cuz that's where Nerf Ball and Jugs wanted to go. And since it was their vacation anyways, we head there.
-Zach and I branch off from the girls and ride some of the speed slides...which are definitely not as good as the world's tallest speed slide, which happens to reside at Blizzard Beach. After that, we ride in the wave pool for a bit before finding the girls again.
The slides they have their are cool, most notably the Crusher Gusher, which is like a little rollercoaster, except you're in a tube. Really kick ass concept, and I was thoroughly impressed.
-We grab some lunch, where Lauren decides to munch on some ice that had been residing in my ass for the past ten minutes. We then discuss scientist's plans to cross breed mosquitos and bees to create bosquitos, or mosqueebees.
-I then discuss how my BPMs (heartbeats per minute) were getting a little high in the wave pool. Lauren, being the scholar that she is, announces that BPM actually stands for Blood Pressure Movement. Since, apparently, blood can move in two directions...and you can die.
-Lots of fat ugly people at Typhoon...especially the lady with giant black saucers for nipples. We then discuss the positive aspects of nipple replacement surgery...or NRS.
-The park is shut down due to rain at around 5:30...so we head home for a nap. But not before Angie nearly kills us on several occasions...because, even in the near torrential downpour we were driving in, she can't stay in one fucking lane, or drive slower than 55.
-I nap for a couple hours, then we head to Friday's around nine. I get to hear the lovely "Oh, so do you remember Cory Moore?" story for the five thousandth time.
-We get back on the road for home at around 10:45, where both Lauren and Zach pass out immediately, leaving myself to cope with the ride back home alone.
-I keep myself amused by listening to Lost Prophets and throwing small bits of lint on Lauren.
-We roll into my drive way at 12:30, meaning I made pretty good time, narrowly avoiding a couple speed traps.
As much not fun as this trip sounds...I had a good time. Angie was kick ass, I liked her...and even though I joked, I know she kinda liked me too.
---------------END OF TRIP STUFF------------------
Its a tad frustrating that the last several people Ive gotten attached to are all moving. Sara, Andrea, and now Lauren.
I took my first test to get into the police academy on monday, and the rest are in a week from this coming monday. Its so surreal...I'm gonna be starting my career very soon. At least I can finally move back out of this fucking house again.
I'm actually really upset about leaving the job I'm at too. My bosses are the most amazing people ever, and Shawn has become one of my best friends. Its so strange when after you get an amazing blowjob or something, the first person I tell about it is my boss. He's awesome. I also don't wanna leave Jen, Howard, Shelly, and even Jeanne. But I gotta move on, I can't make smoothies for the rest of my life..even though I've been doing it for nearly three years.
"I sometimes wonder how you feel, when you're lying next to me." Lost Prophets
And now...its POURING outside...