[Picspam] "EPIC Male!Crushes of the Decade"
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Orlando Bloom (2003-2005)
My crush for him was bad... really, really bad. I remember watching Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring and being almost disgusted by Legolas. Every single girl was fangirling about him and that long blonde hair and I was like: "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" I was all about Team Aragorn: scruffy and dirty! Who cares about the pale elf? LOL. Then Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl came on my way - I went to the cinema to see it and when the film was over Orlando was already in my heart... meaning that I couldn't stop squeeing and looking for pics of him EVERYWHERE and anywhere! THE SCRUFFY/DIRTY/PIRATE-ISH AWESOMNESS TOTALLY WON ME OVER! I still have a very big folder containing pics and articles focusing on him. It's ENORMOUS and full of silly comments, lol. It's divided in "general articles/photoshoots", and then each movie has its own separate section... with movie details, cast, etc. It was fun! XD You can't imagine how embarrassing is to pick it up again, open it and read it now XD There are a lot of insults towards Diane Kurger and Kate Bosworth XD "You're gonna die, ORLANDO IS MINE", "you're the most handsome man in the world", "I love you so much" and so on and so on. I was actually one of the crazy fangirls you look at and say "poor thing" when you're older XD LMAO. Anyway... by the time Troy was out there was this small group in my class and we were all fangirling Orlando like CRAZY! We purchased tickets to see it weeks before the actual release even if there was NO reason to think there would have been too many people on the first day. I still was very much in love with Paris, lol. I then managed to find films that weren't available in Italy - like The Calcium Kid - and watch videos & clips of the British tv shows he was involved in XD I still remember the huge amount of squeeing that came with this very short clip from Midsomer Murders of him... getting dressed after sex - you could actually see A FLASH of his bare ass. It was like someone won the moon and gave it to us XD Then... I grew older and... well, Orlando faded away ù_ù Sad but true. I still "link" him to a certain period of my life and to some people I met and still ADORE thanks to him, so it's all good ♥
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Ewan McGregor (2005-2006)
The obsession for Ewan came with a RPG I was playing in (all about Harry Potter and he was the actor we used for Ron ♥) and it began a huge and ridiculous appreciation for Scottish actors in general. I'm incredibly in love with this accent *___* Right after the beginning of the RPG, I started looking for films he starred in and of course Moulin Rouge! came on my way. There are no words to describe how much I love this film ♥ I still consider it my favorite film EVER, it makes me cry like a perfect idiot every single time I watch it, lol. Christian is one of the sweetest characters I've ever seen in a movie and of course, Ewan's STUNNING voice made it quite easy falling for him even harder XD Then it was the time of other films: Big Fish (that's still among my favorite films), A Life Less Ordinary (his character here is so sweet! And of course he SINGS here as well! With an atrocious Cameron Diaz, lol), TRAINSPOTTING, and Down With Love was just precious, etc. Trainspotting shocked me, actually. I was still an innocent girl (yeah, sure) when I watched it and all the sex and nude scenes made me go all O______O all the time. It became even crazier with Young Adam where he basically has sex with everything that breathes XD I remember watching it with my best friend and we were constantly covering our eyes with pillows - I randomly pressed pause because my best friend was screaming and yeah... there was his... well, penis all over the screen XDDDD Yeah, crazy times. I can't remember laughing so hard, LOL XD I think I've seen almost all his films and loved them ♥ I also thinks he's a great and lovely person. You can't help loving him! & that's great ♥ Then... other characters came in and other crushes began stealing my time so... he faded away as well.
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Gerard Butler (2006-2007)
This is another of those crushes that begin with "he's ugly" and that end up with "OMG I LOVE HIM TO PIECES". It happens to me a lot... that's how I show my appreciation... hating someone XD Weird, huh? Anyway. The RPG-thing (the same, actually) helped, of course. There was this new cool character and he had his face. It was the time of The Phantom of the Opera and I thought he was plain ugly XD I remember watching the film and stopping it after... the first half an hour because it was just TERRIBLE. I then realised that the Italian dubbing (of dialogues AND songs) was what made it atrocious to watch °_° So... I just went on ignoring Gerard until I saw, randomly on TV, Tomb Raider: the Cradle of Life. I had already watched it before, but for some reason I was... STARSTRUCK XD I suddenly recognised him and he was TOO HOT FOR WORDS - dirty tongue + muscles + sexy clothes + STEAMY ALMOST-SEX-SCENES = Serena is happy, LOL. I watched it in Italian and he has this SUPER HOT ITALIAN DUBBER in this film... I was sold. Finished the film, I was a big Gerard fangirl ù_ù That's were the crazyness actually began! As usual, I started looking for all the films I could find with him and THEN it was all about 300. I spent MONTHS AND MONTHS fangirling and dying over stills, promos, trailers (elivi knows what I'm talking about ♥) - it came out in 2006 in the USA but we had to wait March 2007 to see it in Italy XD I saw it four times - three in normal cinemas and once with the original sound (always in theater). King Leonidas will never leave my... uhm, mind and heart, LOL. The whole thing kinda faded out after that... but I still really really really love him ♥ I've recently seen The Ugly Truth and he's just BRILLIANT! Not only he has the SCOTTISH ACCENT OF AWESOME but he's also a great guy (: he's funny and... true, imo. I always try to see his new films as they come out and I'm really really happy for his recent success ♥ he deserves it (:
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Zachary Quinto (2007-2009)
ZQ! What to say about him... uhmm, I started watching Heroes in 2007 (around September the first season aired on the Italian TV). I did like the show (season one was BRILLIANT!) but Zachary/Sylar? Not so much. It's true that he'd only appear a few times. In the meanwhile, the RPG of doom was still going strong and, of course, someone (elivi, actually. IT'S ALWAYS HER FAULT!) decided to give Zach's face to a new character. I didn't like him at the beginning and I even thought he was plain ugly, LOL. Then... we just watched 1x11 Fallout - it took only a few seconds, the time he needed to scream "MY NAME IS SYLAR!" and my brain said goodbye to sanity XD We were like "I have to tell you something: I THINK HE'S HOT!", "OMG ME AS WELL" *group fainting* The Sylar/ZQ addiction began! Sylar is the best and hottest and most awesome villain ever conceived in TV history! Yeah, I know I'm exaggerating, but if you joined this community a couple of years ago, then you know how much I LOVED HEROES/SYLAR and how much I still love Zach (: Television!crushes last longer because tv shows are (of course!) longer than films, so... it kept going strong for two years. I started watching Heroes following the US airing dates with S2 - I remember watching the first season and finding online this SUPER HOT stills and videos from the second one. I knew I had to finish the first season quickly so that I could go on with the second XD He's super hot in S2 *___* then the writers' strike happened and we had to wait six months for the new season. The third one was a SYLARGASM of epic proportions: vol. 4 was WAY better than vol. 3 even if the end didn't left me satisfied at all. Unfortunately, Heroes keeps getting worse and worse and it doesn't really help *feeding* my ZQ love. He's still great and I ADORED his performance in Star Trek (AMAZING, AMAZING SPOCK!) and him in general, but I really really miss my Sylar-related fangirling/squeeing *sighs* ♥
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Robert Pattinson (2009-20??)
The Rob obsession is probably the weirdest of them all and it's still going really, really strong. Truth is, I don't like Twilight. I don't like the series, I don't like the films, I do think that Bella and Edward are the most annoying couple EVER and that... well, even with the huge success it got, I still believe it's WAY overrated. Edward Cullen can be hot as you want but he's annoying as hell and he's... my anti-ideal man, LOL. I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than living with Edward Cullen XD Anyway. The first time I saw him was in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, of course. When Summit announced that he was going to play Edward I just laughed my ass off because Edward was supposed to be painfully beautiful and the only thing I could think about Rob was "he looks like an idiot" (yes, I'm a lovely person, lol). So how it all started? It's almost impossible to ignore him since he's practically EVERYWHERE - and then... the GQ photoshoot of doom WAS EVERYWHERE and I was like: OMG HE'S HOT. He grew up of course and... the scruffy beard and the crazy hair... yeah... I started falling for him as well XD I do think he's crap in Twilight (both him and Kristen actually - I find them okay outside the franchise, but in it... ew, no) but I really can't help loving him. I kinda like him as a person... he's cute and he's... I don't know... I just really, really like him XD I can't stop squeeing and fangirling everytime a new photoshoot comes out. You know, it's really hard going around and telling people you love him without getting the "ewww-Edward-Cullen-sucks-and-not-in-a-good-way" look XD but anyway! I watched Little Ashes... and while I don't think he's an amazing actor, I found him okay and - overall - I really liked the film (: crying at the end and so on ♥ The Remember Me trailer is actually the best work of him I've seen so far :P it's kinda depressing if you think it's just a trailer, but I'm hopeful ♥ AND YES I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT *___*
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