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[minakokouchou]

Dear Japan Meteorological Agency,

Thanks for the EMERGENCY GIANT EARTHQUAKE warning this morning that turned out to be a total false alarm. It's the first one I've ever seen, and due to the rather dire message of "Duck and cover!" I dove for my doorway faster than I expected to move at 6:30 in the morning. Plus: Your alert system works! Minus: Your

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[yuki_onna91]

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