Dear Japan Meteorological Agency,
Thanks for the EMERGENCY GIANT EARTHQUAKE warning this morning that turned out to be a total false alarm. It's the first one I've ever seen, and due to the rather dire message of "Duck and cover!" I dove for my doorway faster than I expected to move at 6:30 in the morning. Plus: Your alert system works! Minus: Your predictions apparently suck. Oh well. Halfway there!
Love and kisses,
Minako-chan
Funny but true: Cracked had
this satirical article about North Korea and, I kid you not, I completely misread the title. I seriously thought that it said, "Many Glorious Pantsuits In Which North Korea Is Clearly Best." I read the entire article thinking to myself, "How come there's not more about the pantsuits?" It's an easy mistake to make, clearly.
The following is an absolutely hysterical little comic strip that I [heart], about a nubile mermaid and a lanky lad. And a magical dolphin with eyebrows. Oh, it cracks me up. Read it!
http://binsybaby.livejournal.com/640237.html Tomorrow is my birthday. [shifty eyes] Yeay!