Whistler originally had an entrance post about Thanksgiving and looking after Mother rather than going to Akron, but LJ ate the damn thing. This is the second time it's happened today, so you have been warned ( Read more... )

Suzi's going to be taking the citizenship test very soon, which is fine by Whistler. He's promised not to hack the results, not even to find out what they are in advance, so the only thing he's really got to do that can help her out is prep work. As it's on the noisy and chaotic side in the office back in San Francisco, he's doing his part of the ( Read more... )

(We have no idea how that blank post happened. Honest ( Read more... )

[OOM: All journeys, start with a single step. However, here, it starts at the office with a prank.

Because the office that plays together...]

Edit: OK. WTH LJ. don't switch my links.

[The incredible tiny tag: Darryl 'Mother' Roskow, Crease]

Mother has been very quiet around the office lately. In Whistler's experience, that means the other man is Planning Something ( Read more... )

Tap, tap goes the end of a sawed-off pool cue converted into a white cane with a red painted end. Whistler keeps it in the office supply closet for navigating around Milliways, since the internal geography of the place keeps changing on him. It's more useful there than at home ( Read more... )

Mother is being weird at the office. Well, weirder than usual.

Weirder than usual for Mother, anyway. Trust us, the distinctions are valid ones.

ANYway, the point is that one of Whistler's colleagues is making the office all but intolerable right now, so Whistler decided to try the supply closet and see if it still led to Milliways. And what do ( Read more... )

Carl isn't the only one who's had a long week and a half. Whistler, frankly, feels like it's been years since the moment those creeps walked through the office door and started it all. After everything that's happened, he figures he deserves coffee ( Read more... )

And now, a sequence of OOMs long overdue...

In the beginning, there was a bank job. It led, as it happened, to a visit from some very serious people. So serious, in fact, that their presence led to long-secret information being disclosed.

As Martin Bishop goes off to gather information on their possible target- a scientist named Gunter Janek- ( Read more... )

Tonight, just out of the office and practically glowing with glee, you have a green COMMAND.COM at the bar with two boxes, one small, one rather large which soon get set down upon the surface ( Read more... )