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[command_dot_com]

Tonight, just out of the office and practically glowing with glee, you have a green COMMAND.COM at the bar with two boxes, one small, one rather large which soon get set down upon the surface

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[mend_and_defend]

The passing Guardian raises an eyebrow at the food spread across Dot's table.

"And you complain about how much I eat?"

[command_dot_com]

"So we're both eating for two now. I've been craving a meal like this all cycle." Dot says around a gulp of the green stuff.

That's a lot of high-energy food there cheif.

"Especially the salad with ranch dressing."

[mend_and_defend]

"Figures you'd get cravings for a food that doesn't exist back home..." He leans over to give Dot a peck on the cheek before sliding into the seat across from her. "So how was your day?"

[command_dot_com]

"Fun, if a little tiring." Dot smiles, twirling a forkful of salad at him. "Got the wedding invitations today and sent them out to everyone at the Bar. For both the ceremony and for the reception afterward."

[a1enzo]

"...holy dogcow."

[command_dot_com]

"Enzo, it's just pregnancy cravings."

How that was said perfectly through a mouthful of digitized ranch salad, the world will never know.

Dot does however look up at him appraisingly.

[a1enzo]

"That's all for the baby?!" He's still boggling at the repast. "Dr. Sandhu let me help feed his sister; she ate like this much." He gestures to indicate the size of the bottle.

[command_dot_com]

"Enzo, babies have to be fed repeatedly." Dot says patiently. "They have small stomachs, so they're constantly processing food. He probably has to feed her every two microseconds."

A moment's pause.

"You've grown quite a bit in the last compilation I see..."

[ami_imperfect]

How about staring? Is staring at Dot's food okay? 'Cause that's what Dani's guilty of doing right now.

"Wow."

[command_dot_com]

Staring is alright. The chips and fries are safe to snag nips from, but stick you hand near the salad and steak at your own risk.

Good thing Dot works out or there'd be a serious pudge problem later.

"Mhmmhm. Hi, Dani!"

[ami_imperfect]

Well, Dani won't snag nips unless she's given permission to do so. Just to be on the safe side.

"Hi, Dot," Dani replies. "How's it going?"

And is there a polite way to ask if all of that food is for one person?

[command_dot_com]

"Pretty good, the wedding invitations were sent out today." Dot smiles. "And I dropped a few boxes off at the Bar. What's processing in your life?"

Possibly. Perhaps the best way is to straight out ask, since she -is- in a happy mood.

[twiceahero]

[ooc: I totally lost track of this since it came up at the height of some fun stuff in real life. Consider this Babs' RSVP if there's still time to be involved. Ping me or something with details.]