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Mar 14, 2008 22:44

Tonight, just out of the office and practically glowing with glee, you have a green COMMAND.COM at the bar with two boxes, one small, one rather large which soon get set down upon the surface ( Read more... )

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a1enzo March 15 2008, 04:49:17 UTC

"...holy dogcow."

command_dot_com March 15 2008, 04:51:46 UTC

"Enzo, it's just pregnancy cravings."

How that was said perfectly through a mouthful of digitized ranch salad, the world will never know.

Dot does however look up at him appraisingly.

a1enzo March 15 2008, 04:58:55 UTC

"That's all for the baby?!" He's still boggling at the repast. "Dr. Sandhu let me help feed his sister; she ate like this much." He gestures to indicate the size of the bottle.

command_dot_com March 15 2008, 05:03:24 UTC

"Enzo, babies have to be fed repeatedly." Dot says patiently. "They have small stomachs, so they're constantly processing food. He probably has to feed her every two microseconds."

A moment's pause.

"You've grown quite a bit in the last compilation I see..."

a1enzo March 15 2008, 05:12:53 UTC

"Ooooh." Beat. "So this is for, like, all cycle, right? You don't have to eat like this every couple microseconds?"

He beams and stands up straighter. "More'n .05 pixels! Not as much as on my birthday," he admits.

command_dot_com March 15 2008, 05:14:42 UTC

"This is to get me through the night." Dot smiles. "After the baby's born I'll eat a little less, depending on a couple of factors."

"True, but it is bit more than your previous between-birthday compilations."

a1enzo March 15 2008, 05:23:48 UTC

"A little less?!"

He smiles even wider. "I've got a lot of growing to do!"

command_dot_com March 15 2008, 05:26:32 UTC

"Remember how the end talk of how alpha-versions are compiled grossed you out?" Dot says pointedly, gulping down some green stuff. "Those will determine how much I'll have to eat afterward to recover."

"Quite a bit, so keep working on those levels."

a1enzo March 15 2008, 05:52:41 UTC

Enzo thinks back to The Talk. What was the last... bit... "Oh, ew!"

command_dot_com March 15 2008, 05:58:08 UTC

Mwahaha.

The lesson here? DON'T POKE YOUR PREGNANT SISTER FOR INFORMATION.

"That answer your questions?"

a1enzo March 15 2008, 06:10:54 UTC

:-P

"Way to make babies gross, Dot."

command_dot_com March 15 2008, 06:15:13 UTC

"You're not the one pregnant." Keeping poking her. We dare you. "Therefor I reserve the right make this very gross for you."

a1enzo March 15 2008, 06:34:55 UTC

"Babies're s'posed to be a good thing!" :-P again. "I am majorly glad I'm a boy."

command_dot_com March 15 2008, 06:53:40 UTC

"They are." Generally if you don't ask too many questions. "But you did ask, Enzo. Keep that in mind."

a1enzo March 15 2008, 07:00:20 UTC

"Yeah, but..." He gestures helplessly at Dot's meal, which is still friggin' huge.

See Enzo flail. Flail, Enzo, flail.

command_dot_com March 15 2008, 07:02:04 UTC

"Alright, you did ask about the food. But you shouldn't worry, I'm being careful with what I eat, and we have plenty of cash in the accounts to keep me well fed during the pregnancy."

And if anything else, Dot will start knitting to help pay off a tab.

Or offer to do accounting.

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