The RED Spy is tucking a picture inside his coat when he steps through the door. His other hand is carrying a blue briefcase. He looks mildly surprised to see Milliways judging by the sharp look he gives the bar, but a pleased smile spreads across his masked features.

" 'old zhat sought," he says, shutting the door.

When the door opens again, Spy ( Read more... )

Here's somebody who hasn't been in the Bar for a while. He's currently in human form, bent over his quantum laptop with an expression of intense concentration.

Given the time of year, one might assume he's hard at work on some project for the new school year.

However, one would be wrong.

"Oh, come ON... why can't I find any parts that give ( Read more... )

[ooc: Slowtime warning in effect! Will be back for tags later tonight.]

If you've ever worked with Max, you'd know that he is absolutely brilliant. He can speak seven languages (English not included) fluently and he can translate a handful of others. He knows everything there is to know about politics and foreign affairs, kicks ass at trivia, and ( Read more... )

The broom closet is standing slightly ajar.

Is it just you, or are the shadows inside extra-shadowy, the spiders extra-large, the cleaning products extra-toxic?

It's probably just you.

[[Please ping the mun before tagging!]]

{minisculetag: The Giant Purple Snorklewacker}

It's conspicuous and inconspicuous at the same time. It appears with no fanfare, no flashing lights.

But the simple fact that it's half of a jail cell sticking out of the wall next to the front door makes it hard to miss. It's not a terribly clean jail cell, either. There's rust on the bars, oil from countless pleading hands smeared on the ( Read more... )

On some wall, in some part of the bar, two large, heavy, virtually apocalypse-proof metal doors appear.

There's an awful lot of noise coming from the other side of these doors.

clickclickclickthunk

clickclickclickthunk

That's the sound of a series of a few other equally impressive metal doors closing and opening.

The sound grows closer, closer -

- and ( Read more... )

Jack lets himself behind the Bar and pats the top. "Have a rest now, dear."

A napkin with an admonishing message appears on the top. Jack reads it with a wince and pats the top again. "It's entirely my fault. It won't happen again."

The Bar has an air of "it had better not" as she settles in to rest.

Tonight's Specials
Snakebite #3
Mellow ( Read more... )

There is a small, cuddly, soft two-foot tall teddy bear wandering the bar today. He's cheerful and smiling and accompanied by the smell of freshly laundered clothes.

He might be looking for something. He might just be wandering aimlessly. It's kind of hard to tell, with teddy bears.

[OOC: If all your character needs/wants is a "drive-by" ( Read more... )

Delysia is still very, very new to the concept of Milliways. Last time she arrived here (no matter how many nice people she met), she almost arrived in her dressing gown and oh, the scandal that might've been ( Read more... )

The Nightmare Detective is stretching slightly as he comes through the Door; he just spent several hours sitting at the computer, tracking down a rather subtle fraud operation involving several major corporations. (He suspects Synaptica, but he hasn't got anything solid yet ( Read more... )