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[howling_laugh]

(After this.)Coyote is sitting at the bar, wondering how to order the large amount of alcohol she needs without sounding like an utter moron

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[blue_ajah]

She has found herself to be unusually restless of late, for some reason, with dreams that are strangely disturbed, and which she does not recall when she wakes.

After pacing the floor back and forth for almost an hour this evening, Moiraine decides that perhaps a visit to Milliways would not go amiss.

She pushes the door open and lets it fall shut behind her, then spends a moment or two studying the room that she has not seen for some time.

[howling_laugh]

"O, grate," Coyote mutters, hunching over her glass.

"Fmllllll."

[blue_ajah]

The muttered observance draws her attention, and a faint line creases the Aes Sedai's brow as she spots the speaker.

"Coyote," she says, after a moment, and pleasantly enough. "Light illumine."

[howling_laugh]

"Ffs."

She sighs, and turns to face Moiraine.

"So. I herd u liek mudkips." If she's gonna go, she might as well go whole hog!

[k_in_black]

So a Man in Black goes into a bar and orders a bourbon. Then gives her an appraising look.

She does look like she's having a bad day.

[howling_laugh]

"O hai, K. They be stealin' mah bukkit," she confirms.

Hey, if the names are one letter, she's all good!

[k_in_black]

K blinks.

"This is new."

[howling_laugh]

Coyote makes a face. "I accidentally the internet."

Maybe even the whole internet.

[nitro_is_ace]

There is an Ace, not too far away, also at the Bar.

An Ace who is now eying Coyote with something akin to horror.

"He took y'to that bleedin' planet, didn't he?"

[howling_laugh]

"Wat?" Coyote says, blinking at her.

...there's a planet where people talk like this?

[nitro_is_ace]

"We kinda crashed there." Ace replies, having become remarkably proficient in speaking chatspeak during that particular adventure. "An... then we introduced the first viral video."

She blames Raven.

[howling_laugh]

"Tmi," Coyote says. Especially if Ace breaks out into a Rickroll or something.

"J/k." Ace is talking to her and understanding! Don't go away, Ace! "'sup?"

[zeevofbristol]

Oh lovely, someone else having a rough go of it.

By now, George was still at the bar but he had a pint in front of him as he considered the delicate question of how to explain to someone that they were going to turn into a raving beast next month. And that it was his fault.

He glanced over at Coyote, "Rough night?"

[howling_laugh]

"D00d," Coyote says, taking another swig. "Udek."

[zeevofbristol]

George wracked his brain at that, wondering what language it was. He thinks he caught the dude part, but the latter. He tried asking her how the weather was in Croatian just to check, and then German.

"Sorry? Are you all right?"

[howling_laugh]

"Snafu," she says. Yeah, fine.

Hey, doesn't she know this guy? The werewolf, right?

"A/S/L?"

Okay, not quite what she was going for, but it'll do.

[2020sight]

From down the bar: "I'd say go easy, there, but I think you might punch me."

[howling_laugh]

"Son," she says, "I am disappoint."

At least it isn't the good stuff she's shotgunning?

[2020sight]

"Sorry -- I think you might bite me? Shoot me? I'm not actually certain what your weapon of choice would be, come to think."

[howling_laugh]

"Imma chargin' mah lazer. Zerg rush."

Sigh.

She drains the rest of the glass.

"Suxx0r." This blows.