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[howling_laugh]

(After this.)Coyote is sitting at the bar, wondering how to order the large amount of alcohol she needs without sounding like an utter moron

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[k_in_black]

So a Man in Black goes into a bar and orders a bourbon. Then gives her an appraising look.

She does look like she's having a bad day.

[howling_laugh]

"O hai, K. They be stealin' mah bukkit," she confirms.

Hey, if the names are one letter, she's all good!

[k_in_black]

K blinks.

"This is new."

[howling_laugh]

Coyote makes a face. "I accidentally the internet."

Maybe even the whole internet.

[k_in_black]

K shakes his head.

"More like the internet you back."

[howling_laugh]

"Lol, ikr?" Coyote agrees. It is kinda funny when you put it that way.

[k_in_black]

"GTF--," K stops and coughs, then smacks the side of his head.

"Had to speak l33t for three weeks at an intergalactic conference a while back. Damn implant still tries to kick in every chance it gets."

"So what the hell happened?"

[howling_laugh]

She screws up her face. It's sort of hard to explain....aha!

"Someone set us up the bomb. It's a trap!"

[k_in_black]

"Pwned."

Well, at least he's sympathetic.

[howling_laugh]

"Srsly."

But don't worry, K!

"Imma chargin' mah lazer."

They'll get what's coming to them.

[k_in_black]

"Well, plan ahead."

"Don't go and Leeroy Jenkins yourself."

[howling_laugh]

"Sop, afaik." She should be able to take someone who spells like that.

"I herd tey liek mudkips."

[k_in_black]

"If people only knew."

"Two star systems over, and we wouldn't find them so damn funny."

[howling_laugh]

"...j/k?"

If he is for real, she doesn't want to know.

[k_in_black]

"HHOS."

[howling_laugh]

"D00d, tmi."