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[berryberryraz]

One goo girl at the bar, trying to figure out why it is that men like cheating on their girlfriends with her so much. The process appears to involve large quantities of chocolate-vodka milkshake. As always, she's up for company, though she may be inclined to ask if said company is romantically involved before hitting on it.

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[_to_the_bone]

"Raspberry," says Jack cheerfully, unaware of the inner thoughts of said goo girl.

"Hello. How are you?"

[berryberryraz]

"Drunk. Pissed off. Confused. You?"

[_to_the_bone]

"Oh. Alright. Better than that, I suppose."

He shakes his head, and settles onto a seat.

"Is there any way I can help?"

[berryberryraz]

"Figure out why half the bar seems to think it's fun times to cheat on their girlfriends with me?"

[gorgonfondness]

There's a young woman walking by with a small bouquet of red roses.

She looks over them and sees Raz.

Interesting.

She just stands and observes for a moment.

[berryberryraz]

There's a gulp or two of milkshake. They dissolve interestingly. Something seems to be confusing and disturbing the Jell-O girl, judging by the way she's knocking back those vodka milkshakes.

[gorgonfondness]

Interesting still.

"Excuse me," she says. "I'd rather not be rude, but any scorn from you is worth satisfying my curiosity. Exactly what are you?"

[berryberryraz]

"I'm used to it by now. Tired of it, but used to it." Raz grins. "Goo girl, meliae, jello chick, pick one. My name's Raspberry." She certainly smells like it.

[stupid_scar]

She gets noticed in passing. Let's face it, she's hard to miss. And he doesn't have anywhere better to be right now so...

"Pardon me... hello? Are you all right?" He might be asking because she looks sulky, or he might be asking because she looks like someone hit her with a particularly nasty, if bizarre, curse.

[berryberryraz]

"Yeah. No. Drunk. Pissed off. Confused. Want a milkshake?" She has several. "Chocolate 'n vodka. Best combination the world's ever invented."

[stupid_scar]

"...All right." He takes a seat but doesn't touch the milkshake yet. "What's confusing?"

[berryberryraz]

"Men. No offense, babe, but you people are insane. Since I've been at Milliways? Twice I've fucked a guy and then found out the next day he had a girlfriend. Twice! Fucking crazy! I mean, do I just look good to assholes or something? What?"

[inquisitivehero]

Henry bounces downstairs and off the rafters, then down to the bar, blinks around a bit, then nods and settles, ordering a large vodka martini. One nice thing about being a mutant in his world, drinking laws do not apply.

He glances aside at Raspberry, and nods to her as he sips his drink. He grins.

"Evening, beautiful."

He has seen, in mutants, far stranger forms.

[berryberryraz]

"H--what the fuck?" Raz blinks. "Hi. Okay, hi." Belatedly, she grins.

[inquisitivehero]

He raises an eyebrow, then grins wider, fangs peeking out.

"Problem?"

His eyes are twinkling. he is used to being stared at, and it doesn't bother him most days, and he is in a good mood so hardly bothered at all.

Instead, he merely smiles to her.

[berryberryraz]

"Nah, just I've never met somebody who looked as weird as me before. Milkshake?" She nods to the one she hasn't drunk from. Don't ask why she's got two. "Chocolate-vodka. Delicious."

[7twistedwishes]

Well, there is someone who is never romantically involved. "Hello, darling. What is wrong?" The devil can scent when things are wrong, after all.

[berryberryraz]

"Men are assholes. Two of 'em cheated on their girlfriends with me. Now I'm getting drunk on vodka milkshakes. Want one?" She has two. It's best not to ask why.

[7twistedwishes]

"Men are just aprtially at fault; they are built that way, dear. When aroused, their brains shut down for lack of blood, and very very few have the presence of mind of saying 'no' before things go too far." She kisses the goo-girl's cheek. "Don't be too upset."

[berryberryraz]

Raz kisses back. "You wanna go celebrate not havin' dicks?"