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[consummate_vs]

Once there was a peaceful bar,
full of many peaceful patrons.
Until one day there came a dragon-man.
Burninating up all the patrons.

And he was TROGDOR
And he was INNA BAR

But he is always TROGDOR!

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[flowerofsteel]

A dragon?

Inna bar?

Eowyn reaches for the sword she does not have.

[consummate_vs]

It is good that there is no sword! Though a sword would not hurt Trogdor!!

He would burninate up her village!

[flowerofsteel]

And Eowyn's village is very flammable.

"Foul beast! How come you here?"

[consummate_vs]

"Through the door!"

Is the small thing blind? How sad.

[narnianknight]

Rilian stares at the dragon-man with a bemused expression on his face, vaguely wondering how exactly a hybrid of a human and a dragon comes to be.

Only vaguely, because the possibilities hurt his brain.

[consummate_vs]

He comes to be because of brilliant man what draws dragon-man Trogdor! (is not Trogdor impressive? He flexes his arm. two arms are one too many.)

[narnianknight]

Well, this is better than some of the alternatives, at least.

Rilian blinks at him for a moment, saying weakly, "...I don't suppose you drink tea?"

Tea, blood of virgins, same thing. Right?

[consummate_vs]

"Trogdor drinks ... COFFFEEEE!"

Only he doesn't sing that line, that's just in your head.

[cardboard_tube]

A DRAGON-MAN? INNA BAR?

ONOES!

This calls for--

THE CARDBOARD TUBE SAMURAI.

[consummate_vs]

Do not attack the Dragon-Man young man-man! You will lose and be BURNINATED!

[cardboard_tube]

But not the tube! Anything but the tube!

"Fear not, patrons of Milliways! I shall slay this demon and rid the bar of its evil!"

It's funny how the samurai looks and sounds almost exactly like Gabe BUT TOTALLY ISN'T.

"Will you face me, O Evil Demon? I, who hold the VERY REINS OF THE WORLD?"

[consummate_vs]

"You do not hold the reins of the world!"

He doesn't! Trogdor does not see them.

[redsnout]

There is also a Raptor Red, who is currently staring at the dragon-man. He certainly looks scaly enough to fit in with her world, but the smell is all wrong. Tilting her head to the side, she takes a cautious step closer. "Phrr?"

[consummate_vs]

"How dare you!"

Trogdor yells at the Not-Dragon-Man.

[redsnout]

"Hsss!" While Red understands what was just said, she doesn't really understand why this not-dinosaur is yelling. He's the first scaly thing she's ever seen that actually babbled like a human.

The raptor steps back, but she raises herself to her full height.

[consummate_vs]

Those are not just scales! They are CONSUMMATE V's. CONSUMMATE!

Trogdor rears up on his ... legs.