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[consummate_vs]

Once there was a peaceful bar,
full of many peaceful patrons.
Until one day there came a dragon-man.
Burninating up all the patrons.

And he was TROGDOR
And he was INNA BAR

But he is always TROGDOR!

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[flowerofsteel]

A dragon?

Inna bar?

Eowyn reaches for the sword she does not have.

[consummate_vs]

It is good that there is no sword! Though a sword would not hurt Trogdor!!

He would burninate up her village!

[flowerofsteel]

And Eowyn's village is very flammable.

"Foul beast! How come you here?"

[consummate_vs]

"Through the door!"

Is the small thing blind? How sad.

[flowerofsteel]

Hey! The small thing has perfectly good sight!

"I have met your kind before," she declares, placing her hand on the bar and wishing for an instrument capable of defeating such a creature. "I dealt them their end, and I may do so again if pressed."

He is warned!

[consummate_vs]

"You have met other DRAGON MEN?!?

Do they have two arms?"

She can try, but she WON'T WIN!

[flowerofsteel]

blink.

"They have four legs."

[consummate_vs]

Trogdor kicks a leg out and can almost see it.

Still only two.

[flowerofsteel]

Oh, for a weapon of Rohan!

"State your intent!"

[consummate_vs]

"To get something to eat!"

[flowerofsteel]

"You have come to feast upon the flesh of innocents?" Eowyn declares, outraged. "You shall not go unopposed!"

[consummate_vs]

"You are the protector of the soy burgers?"

[flowerofsteel]

"I am - what?"

[consummate_vs]

"The protector of the soy burgers?"

Poor Dragon Man, confused now!

[flowerofsteel]

". . . no!"

Pause.

"I am Eowyn, Shieldmaiden of Rohan, and I protect my people! And other people! And . . . what are soy burgers?"

[consummate_vs]

"They are food! I came to eat them!"

Helpful Trogdor!