May 12, 2006 23:00
Once there was a peaceful bar,
full of many peaceful patrons.
Until one day there came a dragon-man.
Burninating up all the patrons.
And he was TROGDOR
And he was INNA BAR
But he is always TROGDOR!
trogdor,
rilian,
raptor red
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ONOES!
This calls for--
THE CARDBOARD TUBE SAMURAI.
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"Fear not, patrons of Milliways! I shall slay this demon and rid the bar of its evil!"
It's funny how the samurai looks and sounds almost exactly like Gabe BUT TOTALLY ISN'T.
"Will you face me, O Evil Demon? I, who hold the VERY REINS OF THE WORLD?"
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He doesn't! Trogdor does not see them.
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"Once.
"But I have taught them to fear my tube, the Famine-Of-Winter, the Autumn-Razor, the Waking-Dragon -- as I shall teach you!"
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The tube looks BURNABLE! But there is a bar around. WHAT IS A TROGDOR TO DO.
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Apart from the bit where he'd do that anyway.
He brandishes the tube again before lowering it graciously, and gives Trogdor a LONG HARD STARE. It's a very frightening LONG HARD STARE. Stronger men have run away screaming like little girls from this LONG HARD STARE.
"That is correct. My tube. Are you aware, then, of its POWER?"
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But he is better at Go. Does Trogdor perhaps want a good game of Go?
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But not commonly, no.
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And, because narration should always meld into dialogue.
"Then a fight to the death!"
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He brandishes the tube again.
Then glances round subtly and adds, "But I will not risk the lives of these good patrons I have sworn to defend, nor dishonor such a hallowed place even by conquering evil within its walls."
And he points the tube towards the lake door.
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But his stomach does not. There is a loud growling, and it's not from his mouth.
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And he leaps back, holding the tube up in front of him to guard against fire or BEING EATEN BY DRAGON-MEN.
"I am not sustenance!"
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