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You play the therapist for your friends because you want to help people. You get established in your role, you get comfortable, they get comfortable with you. Then something serious goes down, and you're the only person everyone feels like they can talk to. Everyone begs you to keep their secrets, and you do, because that's in the job description. ( Read more... ) -
An Honest Resume
Name: Richard *****
Position Applied For: Something mildly demeaning because there's nothing in my field for 400 miles and I need the work
Education: Two 4-year degrees from the University of Mississippi, automatically moving me below several other applicants who did not attend college, because you won't have to pay them as much.
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*taps the microphone*
Is this...is this thing on?
Okay, so here's the thing. I've just killed the stupid Twitter feed to my LJ because LoudTwitter finally fixed their OpenID bug.
I'd like to make this place active again.
I miss you people.
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Chirp
Oh the pointlessness you've been missing!
- 12:18 First family bowling day in forever. Time for the schooling! Going up to a 16/13 combo today. Death to the pins! #
- 16:07 Phone death at the beginning of an evening out = fail. The iPhone's battery meter lies. Vicious lies! #
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Chirp
Oh the pointlessness you've been missing!
- 18:17 Family member just asked me how my British friends were celebrating their fourth of July. I said "Plotting revenge." They didn't get it. #
- 21:03 All usual feelings about country music aside, Independence Day by Martina McBride has always been one hell of a song. #vaguelyrelated #
- 10:49 At some point ( Read more... )
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Chirp
Oh the pointlessness you've been missing!
- 18:19 :(? *hugs!* #
- 18:32 Your road is broken. #
- 21:59 I am wikibored; the point of boredom at which you begin randomly researching crap. Like Tom Scherer, the old art school commercial guy. #
- 10:44 Hey German national team, I can't get into exactly why, but you're welcome. #
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Chirp
Oh the pointlessness you've been missing!
- 15:07 Staples guy dealing with my favorite type of customer; angry elderly white man who takes the advance of technology as a personal insult. #
- 19:46 I am a velociraptor. VELOCIRAPTOR!!! #
- 08:26 Ugh...my puppy's symptoms are trying to come back. He'd been doing so well for a couple weeks. #
- 09:34 I am not ( Read more... )
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Chirp
Oh the pointlessness you've been missing!
- 17:34 For only the third time in my life, the weather is bad enough to make ME pull over. Live from the interstate shoulder! #
- 18:00 Let us never do that again. #
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Chirp
Oh the pointlessness you've been missing!
- 12:19 Most stressful day of cooking ever. People have GOTS to stay out of my kitchen. #
- 12:41 BE COOL, I GOT THIS! #
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Chirp
Oh the pointlessness you've been missing!
- 12:56 Having fish and chips and shepherd's pie for lunch, to commemorate the death of English football. #