Chirp
Oh the pointlessness you've been missing!
- 15:07 Staples guy dealing with my favorite type of customer; angry elderly white man who takes the advance of technology as a personal insult. #
- 19:46 I am a velociraptor. VELOCIRAPTOR!!! #
- 08:26 Ugh...my puppy's symptoms are trying to come back. He'd been doing so well for a couple weeks. #
- 09:34 I am not liking this OCD ref. "Gotta be 10 meters apart. Definitely 10 meters apart. I don't like free kicks." #worldcup #
- 10:31 We've secretly replaced the Brazilian national team with 11 untrained clones during halftime. Let's see if the world notices... #worldcup #
- 10:57 I'm going to just stop pulling for teams. #