I never post here any more, but I read my friends page a few times a week. Keep posting, you lot.

You are on a beach. There is some sand here. There is a lot of water here. There is some dirt nearby. There are some trees nearby. There some mountains in the distance ( Read more... )

So apparently I alternately write like Stephen King or David Foster Wallace, except for one occasion when I wrote like Shakespeare.

..uh huh?

Tim Seibles
Commercial Break: Road-Runner, UneasyIf I didn't know better I'd say ( Read more... )

Because of her excessive curiosity, an old lady fell out of the window and smashed into the ground. Another old lady looked out of the window, staring down at the one who was smashed, but out of her excessive curiosity she also fell out of the window and smashed into the ground. Then the third old lady fell out of the window, then the fourth did, ( Read more... )

You guys know Yahtzee's (of Zero Punctuation fame) idol, exemplar, and eidolon, Charlie Brooker, just did his own TV show about video games, right?

1. (joint) OK Computer, Amnesiac, Hail to the Thief, In Rainbows, The Bends
6. Pablo Honey
7. Kid A

I'm not sure if you've noticed, but Kid A only has like two good tracks on it, and Amnesiac has about, ooh, ten. Everything is solid except for Hunting Bears, which still beats its equivalent on Kid A, Treefingers. Kid A has several almost good ( Read more... )

Emerson, Lake & Palmer could've actually been a really good band if hadn't been for Emerson ruining perfectly good bass-drums-vocal tracks by going *bleeee* *nyerp* *boing* over them in the wrong key for no readily appreciable reason ( Read more... )

If you like Mew you should listen to Rubik, current holders of the Miko Award for Best Band (Finland). It's an absolute disgrace that they're not about ten to twenty times more popular and successful than they are at present.

Le sigh. I would happily pay a tenner so I could buy any philistine (i.e. non-monkey-island-playing) friends of mine a copy of the original Secret of Monkey Island, updated to run on current computers. Unfortunately, that option will not be available. Instead you'll be able to buy a fuck-ugly 'remake' for the price of a new game. Here, see what I ( Read more... )