Former Faker Frees Fraudulent Felons

In (jail-)breaking news today, former anti-intelligent spy Mike McQ has begun lockpicking his Magnum Opus. Magnum, believed to have been cured in various hard disk drives and notepads over the past year, is heralded to be pure TV (Thought Venom)- an agent only comparable to its unspeakable predecessor. Citizens ( Read more... )

I hate to overdo it on the entry-level position, but I feel the need to update once more for only a brief moment. If possible, I strongly reccommend everyone seeing Me and You and Everyone We Know. This film seriously portrayed the human condition perfectly, hysterically, and the film-making was as soft and witty as it was awkward and tense. You ( Read more... )

Ah zee almighty endless abyss zat eez lahvjahrnall. Ayyye.

I decided that sailor speak is the way to be. For that sentence.

Now, I know what the few of you still reading are thinking;
"Hey man, this Mike McQ character doesn't seem to be dropping science as often as he used to."...It's understandable. But, hey, it's been a summer ( Read more... )

To confirm the rumors, yes, I am dead.

If the fog tonight were a blanket, I think it would be your favorite blanky from when you were younger, tearing at the seams.

Let's just recap the past month in one word, kids: vibrator. An influx motion of joy and desperation to acheive joy; working so hard despite being the constant unemployment statistic. Maybe shit will change when I get my ( Read more... )

Why 2005 is a really great year for music...

-Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning; Digital Ash in a Digital Urn
-Sage Francis - A Healthy Distrust
-The Books - Lost and Safe
-The Mountain Goats - The Sunset Tree
-Prefuse 73 EP releases with The Books
-New Weezer Album*
-New Pornographers to release new record
-Eels to release new record
- ( Read more... )

Yet another entry to begin with my banter of the Microphones- which, judging by the lackluster amount of comments for the previous entry seems to be a topic of immense unpopularity for Phil Elvrum. At any rate, the Microphones are going on an extensive tour- alas, with only 3 dates in the entire United States- one of them at the student ( Read more... )

I usually don't do this, but my MS Paint skills are kind of like a ronin lately- untested and questionably mastered. So, prove me worthy. I'll draw y'all mad pictures ( Read more... )

What I love about the Microphones is that all of their songs seem like half-ideas they have had- and they communicate them perfectly. Kind of like a savant trying to explain why he can figure out what day of the week March 12, 2045 will be ( Read more... )

Molly Ringwald is on the Tony Danza Show. This is a confound mess. It almost seems like two vagrants of Hollywood, subconsciously asking each other for spare change. I feel bad for Molly Ringwald more than anything though... every interview post-1987 has involved the words "breakfast", "pink", and "candles". I'd hate to be reminded of those three ( Read more... )