Undomesticated equines would be unable to remove me from this...I must have it. I MUST.

It was then that I saw him. He was sitting at a table all by himself, not even eating. He had an entire tray of baked potatoes in front of him and still he did not touch a single one. How could a human have his pick of baked potatoes and resist them all? Even ( Read more... )

This is why I want John Stewart's children.

The 11/3 Project

There's a war going on in America, and the stakes are nothing less than Glenn Beck's internal organs.

I am answering interview questions on Facebook. Here are some of the more interesting questions/answers that I've come up with so far.

What is your favorite song of all time? Kashmir

What do you do on fridays? Watch B-Movies.

Have you had a beer in the last week? Nope - I'd love to be able to afford copious amounts, but I still wouldn't ( Read more... )

Movies
Internet Racism
Venus and Serena
Telling Philly to Shove it! (NSFW)
Getting Dressed

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I caught the tail-end of a conversation amongst three people emerging from a car...

Guy to Girl: You don't like Snuggies, but you like putting your finger in my ass?

Try saying that when someone steps on your elevator.

Random sighting

Bumper Sticker: WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

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