Portable Humor

[mightyafrodite]

I caught the tail-end of a conversation amongst three people emerging from a car...

Guy to Girl: You don't like Snuggies, but you like putting your finger in my ass?

Try saying that when someone steps on your elevator.

Random sighting

Bumper Sticker: WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Comments

[coyotegoth]

Sounds more like, "What would you do *with* a Klondike bar," but that's just me.

[mightyafrodite]

Heh. My imagination's already working overtime...

[popfiend]

I got nuthin'.

Not a damn thing.

[mightyafrodite]

rotfl!

I know! It was all I could do not to make the elevator suggestion out loud. I suspect it would have been awkward for my neighbors when we ran into each other afterward.

[lijepanena]

I remember when we were on our way to Windsor and saw a bus that said "Jesus Saves" broken down on the side of the highway and you said "I guess Jesus didn't save your ass this time."

I STILL laugh at that memory. =)

That and the Sphincterless Panty Sniffer. ;)

[single_path]

*curled up in a ball laughing* ow ow ow ow!!! My sides!! Two way too funny things way too close together!

[mightyafrodite]

I remember the first one, but the context of the Sphincterless Panty Sniffer eludes me. Do you recall what species of animal it is? What does it eat and what is its optimal habitat?

[lijepanena]

We were talking about how birds don't have sphincters or something like that. And then we ran into that border guard with an attitude and he demanded to know what Karen had in her bag and she said "Just some panties," or something like that. Then one of us said "He probably wanted to sniff them" and that's where we got Sphincterless Panty Sniffer. ;)

[single_path]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Man, that's something you just can't make up! Thanks for the laugh!

[mightyafrodite]

You're welcome. Something this funny must be shared. To do otherwise woulde be immoral!

[daytonward]

WWJD for a Klondike Bar?

Okay, that's just damned funny.

[mightyafrodite]

I want to see make that commercial.

I know we'd get letters. Totally worth it, though.

[daytonward]

I can't believe something like that hasn't been on South Park yet.

[mightyafrodite]

It needs to be live action.

...starring Willem Dafoe.