A Post in which the Universe Revolves around Our Heroine...Because They Don't Otherwise. pbbbbt!

Nov 05, 2009 14:14

I am answering interview questions on Facebook. Here are some of the more interesting questions/answers that I've come up with so far.

What is your favorite song of all time? Kashmir

What do you do on fridays? Watch B-Movies.

Have you had a beer in the last week? Nope - I'd love to be able to afford copious amounts, but I still wouldn't drink all that much.

If you could have one super human power what would you choose? The power of Super Human Organizational Skills, I guess, or perhaps Super Human intelligence. Barring those possibilities, I'd go for Healing Abilities.

What is your favorite place? Wherever there is intelligent conversation and understanding people.

Do you read harry potter books? I've read them, I own them (2 copies of "Deathly Hallows"), seen and own the movies and lust after Lucius Malfoy, siriusly...and Draco Malfoy, Ronald Weasley, Gred and Forge and the recently introduced (on film) Blaise Zabini, because there's something so Slytherin about him.)

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? If I had money, I'd probably buy the beggar a sandwich and hot beverage in lieu of money.

Do you shower every single day? I can't believe this is a question. If I'm blessed to have a clean water supply, you bet your ass part of it will be utilized to stay clean.

Kill the spider or let it out? I'll try my best to do the latter, but if the little arachnid won't cooperate, all bets are off. I will admit, though, to the hysterical and oft-employed "smoosh first, ask questions later" policy.

What is your favorite TV show? Currently? Glee, fo' shizzle...or something.

Do you eat cold cereal at night? I'll eat it anytime. By the way, what the hell does this say about me other than that I like my cereal? Do people that like to eat cold cereal at night have a higher chance of developing ALS, or something?

Define yourself in 3 words... Hilarious, Nerdy, Neurotic. Anyone disagree/agree?

Would you rather be blind or deaf? Blind - I love music way too much to give it up, and I can always learn to read braille. My imagination may compensate for what else I lose.

Are you a cat or a dog person? Dog...although I do love my cat.

Favorite Fruit? Cherries.

What was your last thought? Cherries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's fleeing something that wants to eat it and it's stupid enough to think that it won't get hit by a car.

If you had to pick one car, which would it be? One without mechanical issues? (Salazar is in great shape.)

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? Does it have to be mine?

Would you rather be hot or cold? Cold. It's usually easier to warm up, and it gives you an excuse to warm up with someone.

Romance or Kinky? Romance. You can put as much kink as you like in it.

Where do you see yourself in five years? Writing my dissertation while in a committed relationship...or writing my dissertation while committed!

What are you most proud of in your life? Getting up everyday.

What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you? "My Best Friend"?

If you had only six months to live, what would you do first? Tell everyone that I have only six months to live? That's the kind of thing you don't keep secret for long.

q&a, self-assessment, interview, humor

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