I got signed up for facebook, and I'm a little bit shocked at myself, especially since its fun, in a coconut milk sort of way.

So my dad comes home and brags about my beautiful thin cousin in South Africa, shows me pictures of that beautiful thin cousin, and then later says I'm getting fat. Lovely.

WOW. I Haven't been here for a really, really long time. And already I feel the addiction sliding up around my medulla oblongata. Or at least the back of my head ( Read more... )

You know when people are charmingly creepy? Make you shiver with a little fear and completely seduce you at the same time? Damn those people, those psycho, attractive people. And you feel ashamed for actually falling for their little trick or whatever the whole time. Oh but I wanted him anyways, so badly...! He was really forward with me, and I ( Read more... )

Today is my birthday.

I'm beginning to see flashes of green in my ovaltine ( Read more... )

I knew that one puny, five hour shift weekend was not happening. Just too good. Yeah, today I worked, tommorow it's 8 hours! BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING. Just means more money to buy more lush. So bad. SO BAD ( Read more... )

I just wanted to say, that I smell really, really good right now. How so? Lush re-opened today. And I bought stuff ( practically my reaching far, far up into my anal cavities and grasping whatever the fuck was left, then ripping it painfully out in surrender to the luxuries LushGod provides. Yes, money is a little scarce right now).But do I care ( Read more... )

Let's go!!! I need to go, I need to go out, I need to get out get out get out! GET OUT ( Read more... )

Walking back from the Imax, I see this old Asian grandmother with the visor on giggle something in Chinese and stroke the (ajar) buttcrack of one of those painted bears that we see on the sidewalks these days. IT WAS SOOO FUNNY! So wierd too. Then she hobbled away, saying something in her warbly voice. My sister looked at her, thinking she was ( Read more... )