Bears.
Walking back from the Imax, I see this old Asian grandmother with the visor on giggle something in Chinese and stroke the (ajar) buttcrack of one of those painted bears that we see on the sidewalks these days. IT WAS SOOO FUNNY! So wierd too. Then she hobbled away, saying something in her warbly voice. My sister looked at her, thinking she was admiring the artwork or something, then ran up to the bear to quickly touch it's ass too, kind of like " Is this what I'm supposed to do?".
My mom and I just kind of laughed and rushed her away!
My mom and I just kind of laughed and rushed her away!