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metrovampyre

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May 22, 2010 04:38

aw FUCKING CHRIST.

FUCK MY LIFE.

C-CASIMIRO, HUMAN THOUGHTS AREN'T WORKING.

...CAS?

FINAS?

MOM?

HELP?

GUYS I AM AT A FUCKING STARBUCKS SERIOUSLY

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scalpelcuts May 22 2010, 18:10:42 UTC

hang on
what
seriously

you're all bitty n chubby batty n I'm missin it? that's fuckin adorable hilarious. hey stick like that until I'm back in town tomorrow, I wanna poke your belly like the goddamn doughboy see.

metrovampyre May 22 2010, 21:57:40 UTC

KJGHDF WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN HELP IT

I CAN'T FUCKING CHANGE BACK. FUCCCKKK.

IF YOU POKE ME I AM GOING TO BITE YOU.

scalpelcuts May 23 2010, 04:21:04 UTC

sorry, mate, I'd probably, maybe help if I could.

n then poke you I mean c'mon how the fuck'm I meant to resist that shit

metrovampyre May 23 2010, 05:28:03 UTC

YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP. YOU JUST WANT TO TAKE ME TO YOUR OFFICE AND POKE ME.

KFJGKFDJG I HATE BEING THIS ADORABLE. WHYYYY.

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necro_romancer May 22 2010, 18:41:59 UTC

DON'T WORRY, CONNIE

IT SO HAPPENS THAT I'M AT STARBUCKS TOO, RIGHT NOW, RIGHT HERE

( ... )

metrovampyre May 22 2010, 21:56:46 UTC

S-STOP POKING ME AND HELP ME ALREADY, HANNA

bootybuccaneer May 22 2010, 18:43:05 UTC

SHOULD I COME GET YOU? At least get you home? Before animal control gets you?

necro_romancer May 22 2010, 19:34:02 UTC

DON'T WORRY, I'M ALREADY THERE.

AS ANIMAL CONTROL.

bootybuccaneer May 22 2010, 19:37:12 UTC

THAT IS NOT COMFORTING. I AM ON MY WAY.

necro_romancer May 22 2010, 19:49:50 UTC

CHILL, MAN.

I'M JUST POKIN HIS CUTE FLUFFY BELLY THERE.
I CAN FEED HIM SOME CENTIPEDES TOO.

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vampqueen2u May 24 2010, 00:07:03 UTC

AHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE FUCKING USELESS

The only reason I got stuck that way was because SOME GIANT ONE EYED FAGGOT WHORE cursed me. You have no fucking excuse, you sorry idiotic twat.

Fuck it I'm on my way, if you end up getting run over or something I'll be even MORE of a laughing stock than I already am

metrovampyre May 24 2010, 00:28:23 UTC

SH... SHUT UP. YEAH, FINE, I AM A PRETTY USELESS VAMPIRE. B-BUT YOU'RE A BITCH. AND IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO BE ONE ANYWAY.

Ughhh well I'm at my house now, but I still can't fucking change back fucckk.

vampqueen2u May 24 2010, 00:45:04 UTC

THAT'S QUEEN BITCH TO YOU, SON.

And I know, I'm coming that way. I know exactly what the problem is.

metrovampyre May 24 2010, 06:26:32 UTC

...PRETTY FITTING, ACTUALLY. 8T

R-really? What is it? WHAT DO I DO? AHH HURRY UP I WANT TO CHANGE BAAACCKKKK.

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