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May 22, 2010 04:38

aw FUCKING CHRIST.

FUCK MY LIFE.

C-CASIMIRO, HUMAN THOUGHTS AREN'T WORKING.

...CAS?

FINAS?

MOM?

HELP?

GUYS I AM AT A FUCKING STARBUCKS SERIOUSLY

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scalpelcuts May 22 2010, 18:10:42 UTC

hang on
what
seriously

you're all bitty n chubby batty n I'm missin it? that's fuckin adorable hilarious. hey stick like that until I'm back in town tomorrow, I wanna poke your belly like the goddamn doughboy see.

metrovampyre May 22 2010, 21:57:40 UTC

KJGHDF WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN HELP IT

I CAN'T FUCKING CHANGE BACK. FUCCCKKK.

IF YOU POKE ME I AM GOING TO BITE YOU.

scalpelcuts May 23 2010, 04:21:04 UTC

sorry, mate, I'd probably, maybe help if I could.

n then poke you I mean c'mon how the fuck'm I meant to resist that shit

metrovampyre May 23 2010, 05:28:03 UTC

YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP. YOU JUST WANT TO TAKE ME TO YOUR OFFICE AND POKE ME.

KFJGKFDJG I HATE BEING THIS ADORABLE. WHYYYY.

scalpelcuts May 23 2010, 05:44:50 UTC

better'n being in a Starbucks, yeah?

I got no fuckin clue but it's goddamn hilarious. you're like a fuckin toy.

metrovampyre May 23 2010, 05:55:38 UTC

NO. I WOULD RATHER HAVE OLD LADIES TRYING TO HIT ME WITH THEIR PURSES.

UGH WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE THE VAMPIRES, GO AWAY. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU UNLESS YOU CAN HELP ME TRANSFORM BACK.

scalpelcuts May 23 2010, 06:06:00 UTC

yeah? alright. you have fun with that, then.

metrovampyre May 23 2010, 07:55:10 UTC

...OKAY I DIDN'T TOTALLY MEAN THAT

Y-your office REALLY IS BETTER THAN BEING HIT BY PURSES. I... MIGHT HAVE... GOTTEN HIT BY ONE LADY WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE. KINDA SUCKS.

...If my wing is injured am I going to have a fucked up arm when I transform back?

scalpelcuts May 23 2010, 16:39:24 UTC

y'know next time, if there's a next time, you might wanna try flying the fuck away from where people can reach you. before they start hittin you with shit. to the point where you can't fly. just a fuckin thought.

uh. if it's broken your arm'll probably be broken. injured how? oughtta heal up once you get some blood, anyway.

metrovampyre May 23 2010, 22:50:24 UTC

WELL.

I... kinda c-can't really fly very well yet. Happens like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxRWpAHhy0g you know, flapping, not really. Getting anywhere. So IT'S KIND OF HARD TO AVOID A PURSE... O-OR KIDS PULLING AT YOUR EARS... I DON'T HAVE ANYONE TEACHING ME TO DO THIS SHIT, OKAY.

Blood will fix it? Cause... I'm pretty sure it's broken. W-well hurry up and get back already, I want to make a visit over there.

scalpelcuts May 24 2010, 00:27:05 UTC

...pretty sure bats don't fly so much as glide. so you're gonna have to jump off shit to get the hang of it, cos you can't lift off the ground like a bird. try over some pillows or somethin when you got a chance, I guess, I unno.

yeah. probably. 'm home tomorrow night, you can come by then.

metrovampyre May 24 2010, 00:36:39 UTC

...I guess that would explain why it hasn't been working then wouldn't it.

...8T

ngg okay.

scalpelcuts May 24 2010, 01:37:12 UTC

yep. bet it was fuckin funny to watch, though. shame I missed it.

you can get bagged stuff off Lamont, if you need it sooner.

metrovampyre May 24 2010, 07:12:24 UTC

Oh, screw you. Maybe I could understand the kids pulling my ears being funny but after the lady started hitting me EVERYONE WAS JUST SCREAMING AND FREAKING OUT AND WHY THE FUCK DOES A LITTLE BAT SCARE EVERYONE SO MUCH. I'M ADORABLE.

Yeah I guess. It's a bit harder to get hold of him than you though because he's always out. Plus those meetings never uh, end like ours usually do. Which I guess doesn't matter because I am A BAT AND CAN'T CHANGE BACK KGJFDGF

scalpelcuts May 25 2010, 02:14:34 UTC

people hittin' you ain't funny but people screaming over ickle chubbers adorable you really fuckin is. n so's the idea of you flappin' your bitty wings. heh.

use your bitty hands to call him first, then. yeah I ain't exactly into bats. I'd say wait 'til you're all human-shaped again n come by then but your arm's fuckin broken so maybe the rest can wait.

metrovampyre May 25 2010, 06:58:37 UTC

God, if anything, it's sad. I mean even if I saw a bat before I died-

...wait I guess I freaked out too

I DIDN'T SCREAM OR ANYTHING THOUGH GOD THAT WAS AWFUL, MY EARS ARE SENSITIVE, YOUR HIGH PITCHED GIRL SCREAMS AREN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING BUT MAKE ME IRRITABLE AND WANT TO HURT YOU.

I CAN'T EVEN OPEN A CELLPHONE. DO YOU KNOW HOW USELESS WINGS ARE, ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE IS BROKEN? A-and. I kinda... squeak... against my will too ngg. It's hard to talk to anyone. ...I guess a broken arm takes priority but I GUESS I JUST LIKE EFFICIENCY OKAY

I am going to... try to open my cellphone now 8T

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