SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED TODAY.

Crashed at Hanna's place last night. I was totally kicking his ass in pokemon Colosseum. Don't let that whiny bitch tell you otherwise. Dudes shove each other off the couch in the middle of intense pokebattles. Princess Hanna calls it cheating. I call it, I WIN AGAIN ( Read more... )

WHY IS EVERYONE RAPING ME LATELY?

COLLAR STILL NOT OFF.
WTF IS THIS MADE OUT OF?

OW OW OW. CLAW MARKS ALL DOWN MY BACK. JUST POURED ALCOHOL ON IT. BURNS LIKE A BITTTTCCCH.

I'M NOT TELLING ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU'LL JUST FUCKING RAPE MY ASS.

FUCK OFF.

ALL OF YOU.

Ow.

My phone died.

Please pick me up. Don't park the car too close too the house. I don't want him to wake up.

I hope you see this soon. Oh god.

Left my hoodie out in the kitchen last night and found a note in it just now ( Read more... )

HANNA.

WHAT TIME IS IT?


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Sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office ( Read more... )

wtfffffffffffff io0sss goijng oin

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR NIGHT LAST NIGHT, PLES.

And also.


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I GOT HIGH LAST NIGHT AND HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A HOOKER AND CONRAD WAS A WONDERFULLY IMPOVERISH BOHEMIAN WRITER ( Read more... )