I was at Plaid Pantry today buying some vaseline and skittles and there was this really hot middle-eastern dude reading Barely Legal in the corner. I think he worked at that restaurant next to Lyle's house or something and i went and talked to him and he didn't speak english very well but i gave him my phone number anyway as i mimed a handjob. It ( Read more... )

the 46th and phinney dollhouse will be no more in a few weeks. our piece of shit landlord kicked us out in order to set up his very own thai brothel full of ripe, underage girls with tight ass vaginas and very little money ( Read more... )

Here's alittle update. My 21st birthday is on Monday. I don't know what I'm doing...probably going to some bars or whatever...I don't think I'll last long through the night considering the other night I had only 4 beers then ran around naked and was out cold....I can't hold my liqor anymore. I need to start drinking again, you know building up ( Read more... )

So I always get into this mood when fall comes around. I think it's because I always had to go back to school, and I hate school, and my birthday is coming up and I hate that too. But the weather, that smoky smell, and the leaves turning colors and dropping, and swirling in the nippy wind that comes. Something about it makes me swell up inside ( Read more... )

We just got done eating my uncle's Ziti dish (sp?), while they all drank cheap wine and my mom told everyone about running into the house and leaving the dogs outside one night in December, becuase she thought maybe a 9 foot tall man in a black jacket was watching her. They call them Moth men. I guess there is a movie out about them, and she ( Read more... )

Greetings all internet bottom feeders, welcome to a waste of time and thank you for indulging your anonymous hearts ( Read more... )

Devon... where did I put the weed. I'm on the island and I forgot the two most important things I own... my cell phone and my weed. I mean.. I'm on a fucking island..alone!!! I need SOMETHING. I mean I remembered to bring Bjork... but good greif...

Shane is fucking really awesome. I also lost the game.

Caitlin and I have had our issues, sure. But things are slowly getting back to normal. I turned 21 last saturday and the bars really aren't that exciting, although I can go see any show I want now and now Danny doesn't have to buy me beer. Whatev. I had a red headed slut last night, for Jeannine. There are 6 people living in our house and it's ( Read more... )

I hear a violin in the other room. There is a homeless boy at my house right now named matches.... and I don't know how to kick him out, so I just stayed somewhere else lastnight. Reese...is a gay boy, and he works at albertsons and hates it. His roommates are gaybashers so he lives in my room now, and surprisingly I think he is one of my new ( Read more... )

me and cady on't be bestfruends forever.... because she won't even write in the journal with me. She is sitting cross the room.... drinking beer... I am couching by the laptop dinking beer. We have both read parts of the jon stewart book, and it is danni's birthday. Happy birthday danni.... you are 21... and now I will be drinking wine whenever I ( Read more... )