all is full of llove

[methgoat]

I was at Plaid Pantry today buying some vaseline and skittles and there was this really hot middle-eastern dude reading Barely Legal in the corner. I think he worked at that restaurant next to Lyle's house or something and i went and talked to him and he didn't speak english very well but i gave him my phone number anyway as i mimed a handjob. It

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wtf!!!!lol!!!omg!!!

[methgoat]

who the fuck wrote this? everyone knows I would never be so sloppy while massacring all of my roommates. And I would never make out with Cady, she has herpes.
-henwright