who ever is trying to login to my account can fuck right off.

For the one or two of you out there that might paint, I've just finished a recipe guide for Caucasian Flesh.

It's here

Oklahoma state legislature Sally Kern specifically cites President Obama's policies as well as his celebration of LGBT Pride month and his decision to end the National Prayer Day service at the White House as key causes of the current recession.

Fuck off SallyFull resolution ( Read more... )

"Why are you going to look different?" asks the daughter of her mother in the car ride back from the doctor's office.

"Not just different, my dear - prettier!" exclaims the mother.

Coming this Mother's day, My Pretty Mommy A kids book from a plastic surgeon.

According to a 2008 report from Carnegie Mellon University, going meat- and dairyless one day a week is more environmentally beneficial than eating locally every single day ( Read more... )

Two rather influential fellows who were born today: Charles Robert Darwin and Abraham Lincoln.

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QotD:

Oh my god that's me! I'm riff-raff.

If you fail to vote for reasons including having bricks thrown at you, and being shot in the arm, you're a pussy according to the US House of Representatives.

So if all you've got is long lines and/or intimidating operatives from an opposing party, you're a super double plus pussy. Leave a comment

QotD: "There is no joke in Antony and Cleopatra"